jungkook- [reaches for ramen in y/n's bowl]
y/n- [slams grocery store divider between her bowl and jungkook's hand]
jungkook-
jungkook- you told me you didn't take that from the store
y/n- and you told me you didn't want any ramen but here we are
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y/n- i want a kitten
yoongi- what for?
y/n- to sleep together and give them all my love, they really are cute
yoongi-
yoongi- meow~
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jin- hey y/n-
y/n- you know it really bothers me that the power rangers are always like "wE GoTtA KEEp OuR idenTitiES a SeCRet" but they be morphing in middle of the streets?"
jin-
hobi-
jin-
hobi- wait....thats right...
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tae- hyung, how do i get revenge on those who have wronged me?
namjoon- the best revenge is letting go and living on
tae- y/n-shi? how do I-
y/n-STAB. ELIMINATE. DESTROY.
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jin- [gets seriously injured]
y/n- JUNGKOOK QUICK, CALL JIN AN AMBULANCE
jungkook- uhm. okay
jungkook- j-jin you are a ambulance...
y/n-
namjoon-
namjoon- jungkook no-
jin- no its okay. let me die
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*over the phone*
hobi- I put a little note in your bag to tell you how much i love you
y/n- *opens bag*
y/n- hobi, this is a 10 page letter
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namjoon- just heard someone say "if you're having trouble sleeping, join the military. they teach you how to sleep anywhere"
yoongi- "if you're curious about afterlife, die"
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jimin- I know we don't always see eye to eye things-
jungkook- thats because you're short
jimin-
jungkook-
y/n- DASHI RUN RUN RUN~
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[jungkook dressed in top to bottom with branded clothes]
[y/n swirls around in a chair and looks at jungkook judgingly]
y/n- where do you think you are going? school? add some jewelry to that shit
jungkook- *puts on $29k watch* I knew it was missing something
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hoseok- i walk around like everything is fine
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أدب الهواة"I'm going to worship your body yn make you realise how fucking beautiful you are" he whispered dangerously soft =================== -poly relationship- -soulmate AU- (Please start from the latest chapters 😭)