INCORRECT QUOTES #5

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y/n- I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! BUILDINGS! MOUNTAINS! ANYTHING!

yoongi- can you smash my sadness?

y/n- [raises her hand]

y/n- [boops yoongi's nose]

yoongi- ......

yoongi-(❁'◡'❁)

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jin- would one of you guys wake yoongi up?

tae- no

jin- I'll pay $5 to anyone who wakes him up.

y/n [running over to yoongi's room]- CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN CAUSE' YOU KNOW IM A FIGHTER

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yoongi- I have 2 moods

yoongi *turns to jungkook*- fuck you

yoongi *turns to y/n*- fuck me

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namjoon- are you guys ready for the next step?

yoongi- i'm ready to step out

jin- well maybe you should learn how to step up

yoongi- what did you say to me?

y/n- .....I'm just gonna step away

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jin- there are 10 kids and 7 chairs. what do you do?

jungkook- get 3 more chairs

y/n- kill 3 of them

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y/n- whats a three letter word for happiness?

yoongi- you

namjoon *same time as yoongi*- joy

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y/n- jungkook is losing a lot of blood, whats his blood type?!

jin- B positive

y/n- I AM TRYING BUT HE IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD!

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yoongi- love is a lie. it's only a distraction from the real reality. all of humanity is dead an-

namjoon- you ok?

yoongi *pouting*- y/n didn't give me my good morning kiss

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*first time meeting*

jimin- so...what are your strengths?

y/n- i fall in love very easily.

jimin- uh ok, what are your weaknesses?

y/n- those beautiful eyes of yours

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y/n- whats your ideal type?

yoongi- *looks at y/n lovingly*

yoongi- someone who is supportive, someone who is warm, someone i can just curl up to and relax......

y/n-.....

y/n- so, your bed?

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y/n- yoongi, i bet i can fit the whole world in my hands

yoongi- y/n, thats physically impossible

y/n *hugs yoongi*- but its done!

yoongi [blushes]- get off me you dork, i have a reputation to maintain

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y/n- jimin hyung? can you help me with these boxes?

jimin- .....

y/n, struggling to carry the boxes- JIMIN!

jimin- I don't know a jimin

y/n *sighs*-  baby bun would you pwease help me?

jimin[rushing to help]- SURE JAGI

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