𝟠𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔹𝕋𝕊

INCORRECT QUOTES #3

y/n- its really frustrating watching yoongi hyung openly flirt with hobi hyung and hobi not realize it

jungkook- [wearing a 'marry me y/n' shirt] ha ha he is so oblivious.....

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namjoon- I want to show you a picture from yesterday that really upset me

tae- ok but in my defense, jungkook bet me 50 cents that i couldn't drink all that shampoo

namjoon- thats not what i wanted to-

namjoon- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

y/n- did you win?

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yoongi, sighing- I have never had a real friend

y/n- I can be your friend

yoongi-

y/n-

yoongi- I have also never had a girlfriend

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y/n- is that seat taken?

jin-

jin- thats my lap

y/n- i know

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namjoon- why would you give a knife to yoongi?!

y/n- he said he felt unsafe

namjoon- now i feel unsafe!

y/n-

namjoon-

y/n- you want a knife?

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y/n- what is one thing no one knows about you?

yoongi- I get jealous of my phone when it dies

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*y/n dropping jungkook at the airport*

y/n- have a safe flight

jungkook- I have no say in that matter

y/n- *drives away* die then.

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yoongi- if you had to choose between jungkook and all the money i have in my pocket. what would you choose?

y/n- depends...how much money are we talking about here?

jungkook- what!?

yoongi- 6 cents

y/n- sold.

jungkook- DId yOu JUSt-

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*in a restaurant*

someone- hey cutie!

y/n- ...I am sorry but i have a boyfriend

someone- of course because its me

taehyung- *appears from underneath the table with a axe* could you repeat that again?

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yoongi- *sliding a photo across the table* I want you to shoot this guy in the leg

jin- ......but this is a photo of you

yoongi- jimin y/n and hoseok want me to try Zumba-

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y/n- how drunk was i last night?

jungkook- you said you were dressed to impress jimin

y/n- what was i wearing?

jungkook- nothing

y/n-

jungkook-

y/n- was he impressed?

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bts- [hiding in the pantry from a murderer]

y/n- *tries to quietly slurp down chocolate milk*

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[at jungkook's funeral]

y/n- could i have a moment alone with him? thank you

y/n [to jk]- alright listen fucker, i know you are not actually dead

jk- *opens eyes* yeah, no shIT-

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yoongi- the food is too hot i can't eat it...

jimin-

hoseok-

jungkook-

y/n- you're hot but i'd still eat you-

namjoon- ONE DINNER

namjoon- [slams hand on table]

hoseok- here we go again-

namjoon- ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK

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y/n- [accidently bumps into door]

hobi- are you ok?

y/n- ya, i am fine

hobi [to the door]- you stand in y/n's way one more time and i'll make sure to take you down

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*lights get dimmer in a restaurant*

y/n- did the atmosphere just get hotter?

jin- I CAN'T CHECK MYSELF OUT ON THE PLATE!!

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jungkook- YOU HAVE BEEN GIVING TAEHYUNG A LOT OF ATTENTION LATELY

y/n- he's sick

jungkook- I'm sick too

y/n- go to the hospital then

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