Story of my Life!

Getting kicked out of Hell?

****Finally updating after a lonnnnngggg time. Hope you like this chapter. 

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"How in the Devil's name can you kick us out of Hell?" I screamed at Blockhead.

"Calm down Flames. It's probably a system error." said Food, in between stuffing mouth fulls of Cheetos.

"But what are we supposed to do now?" asked Sunshine mekely.

"This is probably a mistake. But it's still not my problem. I suggest you visit the Grim Reaper's office and sort things out. And if you DO get kicked out, oh goody me!" Blockhead said in joy before slamming the door on my face.

"BA DUM TSS" said DeadBeat as he passed by the scene.

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DeadBeat was hired by Satan recently as a part of his "background music" crew. He was the drummer guy who was in charge of the dramatic drum beat during cliffhangers(in Hell terms, a cliffhanger is a situation in which Satan literally hangs a soul on the edge of a cliff and waits for it to fall off into the molten lava pit or get clawed up by the Hell hounds). DeadBeat was quite annoying as he had the knack of turning up in the weirdest situations and going "ba dum tss" on us.

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"Okay that's it! Sunshine, lets go to the office now. I ain't waiting around for BlockHead to kick me out!" I said frustrated.

I caught hold of Sunshine's arm and dragged her with me. The thing was, I had absolutely no idea where the Grim Reaper's office was.

That morning, me and Sunshine had received a letter saying that our names did not appear on Hell's admissions registry. So unless we sort out the problem, we would be chucked out of Hell. And no, we wouldn't be going to Heaven either. Actually, we had no idea what would happen.

We walked a full ten steps before we realized we had no idea where we were going. Sunshine spotted a Spectre (It's kinda like a Demon but partially invisible). 

"Umm..hello Mr. Spectre. Do you have any idea how we may get to the Grim Reaper's office? " Sunshine asked politely.

Incase you're wondering, yes, Sunshine is extra polite to everyone. Even Demons. She's someone who thinks that every creature that exists is an Angel from heaven. And oddly enough, she thinks that creatures in Hell are too. See what I have to deal with now?

"Now what do I get in turn for that information little girl?" replied the Spectre, grinning widely with slime dripping from its mouth.

"Umm..Sunshine, not exactly the right person to be asking now, is he?" I said gently tugging at Sunshine's sleeve. 

"You don't just ask a Spectre for information! Are you crazy woman?" I later screamed at her. I wasn't planning on getting my soul eaten by a monster in Hell.

"And who else do we ask?" asked Sunshine.

"Well there has to be directions some where. Oh look!" I said pointing to a direction pole in front of us.

"Pits of Fire, left. Cactus fields, right. Satan's workshop, right. Grim Reaper's office, straight." read Sunshine off the plaques.

" So we go straight. I wonder what happen's in Satan's workshop?" I asked Sunshine.