Story of my Life!

Cooking for Satan's girlfriend.

****Hellooooooooo my awesome prunes!!! 

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It's been a while since I've updated cuz of exams and stuff. WHAT?! You have to pass exams in Hell too you know...:P Being an assistant Reaper ain't that easy. Pft!

Excuse my poor attempt at being funny. But my semester had been super hectic and I was only recently resurrected from it.

So anyways...read on my fellow cuckoo-birds! ****

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Flames POV (as usual)

"Oh my God people! GUESS WHAT?" Babylicious screamed with enthusiasm.

"You found another shoe store in Hell that you haven't raided yet?" I asked with mock enthusiasm with my arms waving wildly above my head.

"Haha." she replied with sarcasm. "Anyways, Satan's girlfriend's parents are coming to visit and the usual caterers backed out and Satan was looking for new ones so I kinda said we'll do it! Isn't that awesome?" she said in a single breath as though she was waiting for her entire life to cook for Satan.

That girl has some serious issues. Pity the only psychiatrist in Hell needed a shrink himself. But then again, they all do. 

"So you just signed us up to cook for Satan's future parents-in-law? Exactly how crazy are you?" Food asked innocently while chewing through a cheese sandwich.

"Oh pur-lease. Future parents-in-law? Like that's ever going to happen! They are so ill-suited for each other that..." she trailed off looking at our expressions.

"Seriously? That's the only thing that you could say to that sentence? ARGH! Do you even realize what would happen if we screw up even in a tiny little way? This is Satan we're talking about here!" HeartBreaker said in utter disbelief.

"Oh c'mon. The most that would happen is that Satan would sew our souls together and use them as his underwear. Did you know that his last receptionist ended up as a part of his extensive underwear collection after forgetting to feed his pet dragon? " I said matter-of-factly. Inside I was dying of laughter looking at the weird expression on my friends' faces!

But seriously, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die, Satan does have a large undie collection  and his receptionist is part of em'. Don't ask me how I know.

"Ummm...yeah....I thought it would be fun so..." Babylicious said, slightly recovering from my previous statement.

"We should do it you know. Since she gave her word, we ought to do it. We can try." Sunshine said.

Yup, the battle was won. We're cooking for Satan. Wohoo wohoo!

"When are we supposed to do this again?" HeartBreaker asked Babylicious.

"Ummm...as I said before, the usual caterers backed out in the last minute so it's kinda obvious that it's today." said Babylicious giving us an awkward smile.

"TODAY? Are you out of you mind? Do you know how long it takes to prep the food before you even start cooking? And we have to make a menu? What is wrong with the world?" Food screamed frustrated.

As you can very well notice, Food takes food very seriously. 

"Everybody stay calm and...PANIC! We are scrreeeeewed."  I screamed the last part and began running around in circles with my arms raised and waving wildly.