Story of my Life!

Welcome to hell!

****Thank you AlexandriaBlake for the great banner. :D ****

For all those grammar nerds out there: This is unedited! And I don't plan on editing it either. I already have a busy schedule in Hell so cut me some slack :P

The story has a hyper-active narrator so bear with her. It's not like you have a choice anyway. :p

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Ah Hell. How can I describe it?

I pretty much knew I was never going to Heaven. Especially now that St.Peter has been replaced by a corrupt gate keeper who takes bribes to let people into Heaven, Ididn't stand a chance. Apparently Heaven is overflowing so everyone gets sent to hell now! WOHOO!!!! More people, better the parrrtay!

My name is Flames by the way. I know, odd name right? But considering none of us can remember our actual names in hell, I thought I'd give myself a cool one.

Now let us get on with the story:

"Hi!" I said to the sweet looking girl beside me.

"Oh..um..hi."she replied.

We were on our way to meet Satan to be given the GRAND intro to Hell. Apparently he's utilizing all the extra population in hell to re-model the place. My god, the ruler of the underworld has serious problems. 

"Ah hello my little prunes!"

Did Satan just call me a prune? NO HE DID-INT!! He's sooooo...dead?

"Umm..Mr.Satan? Why exactly am I in hell? I've been nothing but sweet to everyone. Is there any way that this could be a big mix up?" the girl next to me cooed to Satan batting her eyelashes.

OMG?Was she trying to flirt with Satan?

" Excuse me but I'm taking a lucky guess here. But did she get sent to hell for being too flirty? I mean, she just tried flirting her way out with you dude!" I laughed, pointing to the girl next to me who was staring daggers at me now.

"Did you just call me dude? In case you haven't realized, I'm Satan. Not the punk next door! And yes, if it were a crime she would've been sent to hell for being that" Satan said, chuckling towards the end.

Hmm..is it just me or was Satan starting to look "good". W-E-I-R-D!

"So as you know, there's been a tiny screw up in Heaven. Apparently my brother hasn't been very attentive. Anyways now Heaven is overflowing and all of the souls are stuck with me. So stop whining and get working! And I don't care if you were a hero on Earth just for saving some old lady from the Reaper. You do what I say here!" huffed Satan and stomped off.

Hell doen't seems to be such a bad place. Nice decor of red and black. Blaring rock and metal music in the background. Good buffet table. Hmmmmm...me likeeeeyyyy.

"Okay you, you, you, you and you group up"said some bloke with a scroll pointing to me, the girl next to me, two other guys and some very innocent looking girl.

"Oh how fun. Team work in hell. Can't wait to help eternally damned souls. My idea of a partay! ",  I thought to myself sarcastically.

"Okay people, I'm Flames and since no one here remembers their names you ought to pick one for yourselves." I blurted.

"I pick Heartbreaker", said one guy in a cool I'm-awesome-and-I-know-it tone.

"How bout Food? ", said the paper thin guy next to him eying the buffet table.

"Food? What a lame name! Well I'm going to be Her Higness obviously!" said the flirty girl.

"More like babylicious" replied Heartbreaker eyeing her.

Ugh! Seriuosly people? You're going to do this in HELL too?

"Ummm..I'll just be Sunshine then"wispered the quite girl. She seemed so out of place. Its surprised me as to how someone like her could end up in hell.

"Okay then. You're Babylicious, you're Food, you're Heartbreaker, you're Sunshine and I'm Flames. Now that that's settled let's go ROCK THIS HELL HOUSE" I screamed towards the end while the people around me acted like they didn't know me!

Like I care!

Story of my life, right?!

****How'd you like the story so far my awesome ghouls?! 

Don't forget to smile or laugh or reccomend this to your fellow crazy people! 

Till the next chapter: Toddles! ****