Story of my Life!

Singing with Satan at HellMart!

****Hope you guys like this chapter. It's based on my lastest shopping spree with my friends! 

If you have any ideas for new characters, feel free to post your ideas. :D ****

"Hey guys! Since it's our day off today, I was wondering if we could go shopping? I mean, has anyone realized that we've been wearing the same clothes everyday?" I said aloud to my fellow nut-jobs that had gathered in the living room.

"That's why it's called a uniform." replied Heartbreaker, as though he was explaining something to a 5-year-old.

"Oh, whatever. I'm going anyways! Do whatever you want!" I said storming out of the house.

"She has a point you know. Besides I hear that UFC has THE awesomest chicken ever!!!" Food exclaimed and went over to the door and held it open.

For those who aren't familiar with UFC, it stands for "Underworld Fried Chicken" ; kinda like the Hell-ish version of KFC.

Looks like we were going to have one hell of a day shopping!

HellMart was HUGE! It was much better than any mall I've been to on Earth. You should come visit sometime. Just make sure you commit a lot of sins, get killed and voila! you can shop in HellMart for the rest of your dead life!

"Ooooooo! There's a sale going on in The Devil wears Prada store! I heard from a serial kiiler lady, with an awesome fashion sense mind you, that the shoes are to die for there!" screamed Babylicious with delight. She ran to the store without a second thought about us.

"UFC!!!! Satan's Pizza  is right next to it too! Hello food!" said Food grinning with enthusiasm as he ran towards the food court.

The bright side about HellMart is that you don't have to pay for anything. You buy something, you pay for it by working in Hell. Since we already do that, everything is pretty much free for us!

I decided to head off to the grocery section first to buy some snacks to stock the house. Food has a huge appetite and things just disappear by the second from the cupboard. So much so that Sunshine has the kitchen stores under lock and key!

HeartBreaker and Sunshine were busy contemplating on which Breakfast cereal to buy. I noticed movement behind me and saw Satan with a trolley doing....GROCERY SHOPPING?! Exactly at that moment "What makes you Beautiful" started playing through the speakers!

OH CRAP! My foot started tapping on its own and I couldn't help but humming along. Satan seemed to have noticed it and suprisingly enough he grinned at me with a Satanic smile playing on his lips. It was like the same thing was going through our minds at the same time!

Satan let go of his grocery trolley and both of us whipped our bodies towards Sunshine's and HeartBreaker's direction. 

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE LIKE NO BODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FLICK YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED!..." both Satan and I spontaneously started singing. Satan did a little twirl around the mortified Sunshine. HeartBreaker was eyeing me with a murderous look on his face but we continued singing. 

Everyone was starting at us, EVERYONE! But we weren't going to be bothered by that now! Besides I had Satan on my side!

Sunshine and HeartBreaker had formulated an escape plan by then and were inching towards the exit. We weren't about to let them go that easy. We started chasing after them yelling at the top of our voices. They were soon joined by Babylicious and Food, who were as cluless as a turkey about to be killed on Thankgiving Day. 

"Run for your dear life!" yelled HeartBreaker, dragging Babylicious and Food along with him.

"SO C-C-CMON! YOU GOT IT WRONG! TO PROVE IM RIGHT I'LL PUT IT IN SO-O-ONG!.." we continued till we chased them out through to exit following which me and Satan burst into laughter. Who knew Satan had a fun side?

"HI5!" I shouted to Satan with my palm raised over my head.

Satan was straightning his robes and eyed me with a strange look and said, "The song's over."

With that he turned on his heels and stalked awy to his trolley. 

What is up with him? One minute he's all 1D-ing and the next he's back to being his boring, serious self. Either way I was so going to be busted when I go home!

I'm sooooo dead! But atleast I got to sing alonside Satan! That's not something everybody does is it?

Story of my Life, right?