****Annnddddd I'm back!
So how are all of you awesome prunes doing today? Well you're in for a treat today.
Hope you ROFL while reading this chapter! ;) ****
"We got our assignment notices this morning." yelled Food from the foot of the staircase.
"As long as I don't have to take the hell hound on a morning walk, I'm fine with anything!" I joked.
"Oh c'mon! Looks like we're going soul hunting today. Each of us have been assigned a Reaper to accompany to reap souls." said Heartbreaker reading the assignment sheet over Food's head.
"Oh! I'm so not doing any such thing!" huffed Babylicious.
"I don't think you can flirt your way out with a Reaper; so gear up! We're going scavenging!" I said with a smirk on my face.
"Oh shut up Flames!" retorted Babylicious.
"Oooo I smell food. Looks like Sunshine's whipping up quite a meal! Here I come!" said Food sniffing the air for food.
I bet that previous sentence sounded extra weird! But then again I'm in Hell, living in a house with weirdos on Jack the Ripper st. and packing to go soul reaping. So yes nothing in the world is weird anymore compared to what I'm at!
Like good little Satan's helpers, we got ready early and waited for Uncle Reaper to come pick us up for our morning stroll. ( Noticed I used Satan's helpers instead of the normal Santa's helpers? Oh God I crack myself up!)
BABYLICIOUS POV:
Going on a stroll with Mr. Reaper was the last thing I wanted to do. The doorbell rang and we knew who it was before we even opened the door.
Food got up sluggishly and opened the door. He turned to us with a look of surpise on his face. Once we had a good look at Mr.Reaper, he wasn't the only one who was shocked!
I've always imagined them to wear long hooded black robes with a scythe in their hands saying, "You're dead! BOO!" . But what we got was a young dude decked out in black: black wavy hair, black leather jacket and black jeans. OMG! Finally something in Hell that goes my way!
"Oh so we get to go soul hunting with you? Can't wait!" I giggled.
"Are you wearing black eye liner?" Flames exclaimed at the Reaper squinting her eyes with a weird expression.
"Really?! UGH! You are so lame!" I hissed at Flames.
"I don't have all day. If you imbeciles would follow me please" muttered Mr.Reaper, turning on his heels and storming off.
Oh I'd follow you to Hell. Oh wait. We're already there. Oh never mind!
I pushed aside Heartbreaker and fast walked to follow the Reaper.
Finally something to do in Hell. FOLLOW THE REAPER! (Personally speaking that sounded a bit creepy.) I can't believe I'm stuck up in a hell hole trying to flirt with a Reaper!
Story of my Life, right?
**** Hell is a crazy place, right?
So my next chapter is gonna be hilarious. Hope you enjoy it.
And it wouldn't hurt for you to click on the vote button once in a while you know. :p
Buh bye my fellow Hell mates. Till next time. :D *****
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Story of my Life!
Teen FictionI'm awesome and I know it! And I'm pretty sure you're awesome too. But we're not here to discuss that. Instead let's talk about my awesome life with my Hell mates shall we! Yes, you heard me right. "HELL mates" Yup, I'm in Hell; with a bunch of nut...
