Story of my Life!

Running a Marathon on the back of a Hell Hound.

****This story didn't actually happen but I'm pretty sure this is how events would've unfolded in the given situation. We were supposed to sign up for this 10 mile marathon but later decided against it for obvious reasons. 

As to what those reasons are, you'll figure that out in this chapter..;)

P.S: This is unedited, like the other chapters. If you find any errors please be sure to tell me. :D ****

"Please please pwwweeeaaasseee! Can we go for the U.W.Marathon! It'll be soooo fun!" I begged my friends. Yes, we've all become one big happy family. There comes a time when you realize that you'd rather befriend your nutty house mates than the weird monsters and serial killers you usually find in Hell.

"I agree with Flames. We don't have to win or anything. We'll just take part and have fun as a group." added Sunshine.

Yay! If Sunshine's on my side then Food would take my side too. Considering that he was dependent on Sunshine for his everyday meals, nothing else. :p Two down, two to go.

"I don't know. 10 miles is a looong distance." said HeartBreaker.

" Food's coming! I don't see what you're problem is?" I retorted.

" When the hell did I say that I'm coming?" He looked at Sunshine and added,"Yeah, yeah I'll come too."

TOLD YA!

Let me tell you a bit about me and my fellow mates and why they'd have issues with the marathon.

Food(the person) would run miles for food(the stuff you eat) but wouldn't even get off the couch for any other life-threatening situation. But otherwise he is an absolute darling.

Flames, a.k.a me, am just plain old weird. I have a horrible temper but I'm crazy in the extreme too.

Sunshine is quite, philosophical and rarely takes part in a conversation. She's a silent spectator but is always up for trying out anything new.

HeartBreaker is fun loving but, and mind you its a big BUT, cannot even take five steps continuosly without fainting. He needs to constantly replenish his energy reserves. What a guy, right?

Babylicious is sweet(As I got to know her better) but she has a tendency to unconciously flirt with everyone. Can't exactly blame the girl for that.

Satan. Yes, Satan. He's become a part of our gang lately. Most of us just think that he's hitting on Sunshine. I know, W.I.E.R.D. I don't need you to tell me that. He's pretty much like the male version of me. So go figure.

Anyways, it was settled that we were going to go run in the Marathon whether certain people wanted to or not. We decided that two of us would run behind HeartBreaked incase he..well..fainted. 

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The day of the Marathon arrived and we were pretty excited. WE WERE RUNNING A MARATHON IN HELL! Apparently Satan wanted to host a major event for all of his helper "prunes". (I'm directly quoting. Still have no idea why he considers us prunes. I'm just sure that when I get the opportunity, he's soo going to end up with a broken nose.)

"Here's the game plan: We fast walk for the first couple of miles and then we jog for the next few miles and then we unleash our running poweress." explained HeartBreaker with a serious expression on his face.

"You missed the part where you faint." Food joked, earning him a good kick on his back side.

"We better go take our positions. It's about to start." said Sunshine. She could barely contain her excitement.

"I'm still not sure about this." whimpered Babylicious.

"Oh c'mon!" I said dragging her with me.

Soon, the race was on and we were following HeartBreaker's plan. There seemed to be one teeny-tiny flaw with the plan though. Food encountered the refreshment stand(so you can guess what he'd do). HeartBreaker, wait for it, fainted. (D.U.H!). Babylicious was no where to be seen. 

So while I was dragging HeartBreaker along(We were going to finish the race no matter what!), Sunshine had already covered almost half the distance of the Marathon.

Suddenly, the speakers blared with Satan's voice. And boy was he pissed! "WILL THE NO GOOD MORON PLEASE GET OFF MY DOG! HE'S A GODDAMN HELL HOUND! IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF OF HIM NOW, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU RUN THROUGH THE CACTUS FIELD NAKED!"

Just then I noticed Food whizz past me screaming "YEE HAW!" on the back of a...WHAT?...HELL HOUND?! He's so going to be busted for that. No one, and I mean no one, plays with Satan's pets.

After slogging for a very long time, me and HeartBreaker finally crossed the finished line. After which   HeartBreaker aptly dropped down flat on his face. It was obvious that he wasn't getting up anytime soon!

Meanwhile, Food was getting royally butt-whupped for riding on Satan's hell hound. I wouldn't be surprised if he would be up all night pulling cactus thorns off his body.

Babylicious arrived at the finish line a full half-an-hour later piggy-backing on some poor soul.

"You're kidding me right?" I said, staring at Babylicious with a dumbfounded expression on my face.

"My legs hurt and it wouldn't be nice if I didn't finish the race because of that now, would it?" she asked innocently.

"You can't just piggy-back on someone just for that! That's unfair! Technically you din't finish the race!" I said frustrated.

"Oh chill it!" replied Babylicious. "What's up with him?"she added looking in Food's direction.

"Oh that! He has a date with the cactus field today. Nothing major." I said barely able to control my laughter. 

"I WON GUYS!" yelled Sunshine coming over to where we were standing. She was elated.

" But you missed all the fun!" Babylicious told a now confused looking Sunshine, pointing at Food and prodding Heartbreaker with her foot. Yes, HeartBreaker still hadn't gotten up.

Story of my Life, right?

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