Underworld Office Tings

Eugene's Body

Eugene is dead:

Eugene: Ow what the heck- AHHH

Boss:Calm down child

Hayden: Now you can stay with us!

River: oop-

Joan:It was bound to happen

Eugene: Well crap- what do I do now

Hayden: You can stay with us now!

Eugene:Okay-

Later that night

Boss:Where are you going Eugene?

Eugene:EEK- Oh Boss.. no where!

Boss: You were going to see Luke weren't you?

Eugene: maybe..

Boss: sigh...

Boss:Go ahead...

Eugene: Thank you!

The Next Day

Boss: Where are you off to now, Eugene?

Eugene:....

Boss:Luke?

Eugene:No!

Boss:Who then?

Eugene:Finley and Tatum...

Boss: You may go and see them..

Later

River:Are you going soft for Eugene?

Boss: Absolutely not

River: You are! Aren't you

Boss: Shut your mouth will you?!

A/N

Yea I ship Eugene x Luke..

I dont have anything against Boss x Eugene I swear!

(Edit: um so back then I wrote this so I don't get attacked. yknow how mainstream eugene x boss was back in the day. but please do not ship this, it is problematic and not to mention against the law. I don't think this way anymore, and i hope none of u think this way as well :))