Underworld Office Tings

new year

Eugene sighed, it was Dec. 31st. Almost 12, he didn't have any resolutions and he didn't have any family to spend time with.

(Yes you do.)

He ignored it.

He took his sketch book laying on his floor and looked around his room for something to draw.

His flower, it was on his windowsill, it seemed to be glowing.

A perfect inspiration.

...

The clock hit 12:00

Eugene doesn't suspect a thing.

...
River stuffs the fucking flower in his mouth.

River: HAPPY NEW YEARS BITCH

Eugene: AHHH WHAT THE FU-

Joan: Language

Hayden: English!

Boss: Hayden why?

River: I have taught you well.

River said this calmly while she wrestled with Eugene.

Boss: River, leave the poor boy alone.

River: NO, I am giving love and affection to this little lad and he will accept it.

Joan: What? What did you call Eugene?

Hayden: She said little lad!

Joan: No, why do you say it like that?

River & Hayden: Because

Boss: Seems fair enough.

Joan: Wha-

River: Hey, are we forgetting something?

Eugene: River, if you don't put me down in the next five seconds. I'm punting you into the wall.

River: Oh I remember.

Eugene: River, get me down right now. 🙃

Boss: How the hell did you say tha-