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Spoopy
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Eugene: Wanna hear something weird?

River: Go for it

Eugene: Say Peacock, and no one bats an eye. Say Poopcock, and society goes wild.

Boss: What is he on?

Joan: This is another one of the reasons I recommended therapy

Eugene: SOCIETY
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Luke: Oh, Hi Eugene!

Eugene: Hey sexy~😏

Luke: Wh- Ho- T- [Luke Failed To Respond]

Eugene: w h e e z e

Meanwhile with the gossip ghosts

River: LETSSS GOOOOO

Boss: I never thought Eugene would be one to flirt.

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Jack: You did WHAT!?

Eugene: I removed your left kidney while you were passed out yesterday

Eugene: No, no no, why are you crying and sobbing on my hardwood floors. Thats not very polite.

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Boss: We have many ways of making you talk....

Eugene waddles over to Boss, poking him.

Boss: Eugen- Eugene, Papa's working right now-

Eugene shows him a paper, with what seems to be a messy drawn Boss and Eugene.

Boss: Oh my god, Did you draw this? This is so good!-

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