Hehehehehheheheheh👹👹👺👹👹👹
Spoopy
--------Eugene: Wanna hear something weird?
River: Go for it
Eugene: Say Peacock, and no one bats an eye. Say Poopcock, and society goes wild.
Boss: What is he on?
Joan: This is another one of the reasons I recommended therapy
Eugene: SOCIETY
---------Luke: Oh, Hi Eugene!
Eugene: Hey sexy~😏
Luke: Wh- Ho- T- [Luke Failed To Respond]
Eugene: w h e e z e
Meanwhile with the gossip ghosts
River: LETSSS GOOOOO
Boss: I never thought Eugene would be one to flirt.
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Jack: You did WHAT!?
Eugene: I removed your left kidney while you were passed out yesterday
Eugene: No, no no, why are you crying and sobbing on my hardwood floors. Thats not very polite.
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Boss: We have many ways of making you talk....
Eugene waddles over to Boss, poking him.
Boss: Eugen- Eugene, Papa's working right now-
Eugene shows him a paper, with what seems to be a messy drawn Boss and Eugene.
Boss: Oh my god, Did you draw this? This is so good!-
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