(With correct Grammar.. I think)
River: Why are you on the floor?
Eugene: I'm depressed.
Eugene: Also I was stabbed by Charlie, can you go get Boss, please?
River: Eugene! Open up!
Eugene: Well it all started when I was a kid...
Hayden: No, he meant-
Boss: Let him finish
(School AU. In this AU they are all highschoolers, including the ghosts.)
Luke: What did you guys get in the yearbook?
Eugene: P-Prettiest smile..
Hayden: Nicest Personality!
River: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Boss: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
River: If River and I were drowning, who would you save?
Boss: You two don't know how to swim?
Eugene: I- Its a hypothetical question.
River: Who would you save?
Boss: My time and effort
Luke: What do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Eugene: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later
Luke: Love you too, I'll go ask someone else
Eugene: Boss keep an eye on River today. They're gonna say the wrong thing and get punched.
Boss: Sure, I'd love to see River get punched.
Eugene: ....
Boss:....
Boss: Fine, I'll stop River from getting punched...
River: Here's a fun Christmas idea, we hand up a mistletoe, but instead of kissing you have to fight!
Boss: River, No
Eugene: Mistlefoe!
Boss: Eugene, please do not encourage this behavior.
Eugene: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Boss to River: How tall are you?
River: What goes up but never comes down?
Boss: The level of stress you bring in my life
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