Underworld Office Tings

Keeping up with the ghost people

A/N: Thanks to @coldest_goodbye for the chapter idea!! :)

Hayden talking to the camera:

I don't know why everyone here treats me like a child. I'm just as grown up as everyone else.

River to the camera:

I would say Hayden is the baby of the group. Next to Eugene, of course.

Boss to the camera:

Hayden is, In fact, a child.

Joan:

He's like a baby. We all just want to protect him.

Eugene:

I- I mean, Hayden is very cute and small. Like a baby, you know?

Hayden:

I think today is the day I'll confront them.

*Cue dramatic music

Hayden enters the room.

Hayden: Listen up! It's my turn to speak!

Everyone turns to Hayden dramatically.

Hayden: I am so tired of the disrespect I am recieving at this office!

Boss: Hayden, I think you need to calm down.

Hayden: Calm down?! Are you serious? You all have been nothing but cruel to me! I cannot and will not-

Joan: Do you want some ice cream to cool down?

Hayden to the camera eating ice cream:

I still can't believe they are treating me like this. Nom nom.

Joan to camera:

The thing about Hayden is that he is still a kid. And, you know, kids are interesting because they think they know what they want until ice cream is involved.