Underworld Office Tings

When you give a ghost a cookie

When you give a ghost a cookie

They may thank you and smile

Or perhaps you may be beaten up for a while

After they beat you up

They may hit you with a fan

And then they will

throw you in a frying pan

Although it may seem odd

That a tiny ghost can speak cat

We can assure you

That ghosts are much more than that

With the slap of a fan

A shotgun pointed to your back

These ghosts are

On a lot of crack

A kid with glasses

Known as the junior and rookie

Moral of this story

At this office

Don't give a ghost a cookie