5 April, Saturday

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So, I have been snooping around in Nikki's diary, and I found out that her little sister, Brianna, is just as annoying as my own little sister, Amanda!

Today, when I was going to take a selfie of me with my new lip gloss on, my eardrums almost BLED when I heard Amanda and her friends singing Roar, my favorite song, really off-key and loudly. I put down my phone and stormed over to her room.

I swung open the door and screamed, "AMANDA!! STOP SINGING RIGHT NOW!! YOU ARE PRATICALLY BURSTING MY EARDRUMS!!"

"Nuh-uh!" Amanda retorted, sticking out her tongue at me.

"Should I record it then?" I said.

"Are you going to make me famous with it by posting it on YouTube!" Amanda asked excitedly.

"Even if I do, people will not like it and comment suing that their eardrums bled after listening to it!" I blurted out.

But I said it inside my head, so no one heard it but me.

What I actually said was, "No Amanda!" and walked off back to my room. After I entered my room and wanted to take a selfie, my sister and her friends started singing like humpback whales in labour AGAIN.

So many freaks and not enough circuses!

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