The next day, Eric arrives back from the screetz.
PRINCE: well look who done rolled in here with the braids *sewing a sweater*
EAZY: *runs his hands across his cornrows* it's giving gangster
PRINCE: Actually it's giving preparation for your next frontal 😁
EAZY: nah listen you see how I was actin goofy yesterday? Watch yo mouth
PRINCE: I thought you said you was gonna calm down?
EAZY: I am you talkin bout I need counselin hell
PRINCE: Hell what you mean hell?🤨
EAZY: *scratching his head then flicks some dandruff on Prince*
PRINCE: *DUSTS HIMSELF REAL QUICK* WHAT THE HELL?!
EAZY: see how you cussin? You need counseling too hell
PRINCE: Eric come here
EAZY: What?
PRINCE: Come. here.
EAZY: Im not moving
PRINCE: What is wrong? Never mind
EAZY: Gimme this damn- *snatches his knitted quilt*
PRINCE: YOU ALMOST STABBED ME WITH THEM NEEDLES!
EAZY: So when we finna get married? 😁
PRINCE: I was just about to talk to your fat self about that! That's why im telling you now come here 😊
EAZY: mmcht *slithers* to Prince and wraps his arms around his waist*
PRINCE: We should take a trip to....dang I forgot- OH! Turks and Caicos
EAZY: *leans back*🤨What the hell is that?
PRINCE: Some British ass island...I think it's pretty though..catch some sand in ya cracks and cervises😊
EAZY: We finna get married ova dea?👀
PRINCE: Thats the plan-
EAZY: *bulldozes to their master bedroom* FINALLY HELL DAMN HELL! WHERE MY MUTHAFUCKING ARM FLOATIES AT? 😂😂😂 *
PRINCE: We have to make reservations-
EAZY: DEN DO IT DEN! HELL WE FINNA GO TO TURTLES AND CRACKAS 😆
PRINCE: Get our flights-
EAZY: *comes back in the living room* Ight den do it🙂
PRINCE: Well where's my la-
*Eric throws the laptop at Prince*
PRINCE: *catches* WHY YOU SO VIOLENT!?
EAZY: How you ask a real gangsta that? CMON HURRY UP! then after that pack up! We leavin up outta hea tomorrow
PRINCE: You said the 7th...damn this Friday 🥴—Alright 🥲
Meanwhile as Prince was purchasing southwest plane tickets for the pair, Eric was sitting on the couch scoping through his phone.
EAZY: *smirking*
PRINCE: Whatchu looking at?
EAZY: 😅Watching this comedy vid that popped up on my feed not too long ago
PRINCE: Does it have subtitles?.....
EAZY: *gazing at his phone* ......Nah 😅
PRINCE: Then how you know what's funny if the volume is off?.....
EAZY: mmcht! Don't do that 😒
PRINCE: What?😐.......I think that's a good question to answer
EAZY: *scrolling through his phone* If ya think I'm cheatin on ya then ya better refresh dat head
PRINCE: I never once said you was. That's you thinking that🙁
EAZY: Askin questions and all reminds me of one of my depositions in da past hell
PRINCE: So I can't ask questions now? it's gotta be out of suspicion only? ok got it! that's fine tend to what you doing over there
Without a word, Eric gets up and goes to the room.
PRINCE: *mumbles* bipolar ass
Few secs later, Prince calls for him, but Eric stays in bed glued to his phone. When Prince approaches in the room, he sees Eric smiling and biting his lip while slowly scrolling through his phone.
PRINCE: Gimme the phone
ERIC: *leans his head up then slams it on the pillow* Man get! Told ya ain't doin shit *turns his back against him*
PRINCE: The way you moving does look mighty sus-
EAZY: NIGGA YOU MIND HANDIN ME YO TRACK PHONE? Oh! I done told ya nah ya pissin me off. If I can't do shit then I ain't for ya then
PRINCE: Toxic...that's all I'm getting
...you wanna get married-
EAZY: im urged into marryin yo skinny ass cuz I luh ya but I'm gonna try and get wit some other damn body?🥴
PRINCE: I never accused you of any of that. We love to see you digging the hole deeper and deeper 😍
Eric rolls off the bed like a tumbleweed to the closet.
PRINCE: You leaving?
EAZY: You wanna accuse me of being a cheater-
PRINCE: I DIDNT- I- 😲😂😂😂😂😂😂 *hits the floor screaming* This better be an April fools joke or a prank E!
EAZY: *packing* You took sum this mornin?
PRINCE: Did YOU take sum this mornin😗*gets up*
EAZY: Ion know what yo Bitch ass mama told ya-
PRINCE: Um she didn't say a damn thing and do you even have a mother to go to-
EAZY: *SMACKS HIM* 💥👋🏾
PRINCE: *hits the floor*
EAZY: oop April fools....
With a smirk on his face, Prince gets up and simple walks past Eric to the living room so he could log everything out and shut off his computer. By the time Prince came back, Eric was already packed.
EAZY: Niggas like you needa get smacked around. Ya asses be making assumptions and be ungrateful. You wanna look through my phone now? *puts the phone in Prince's face*
PRINCE:.........
EAZY: Das what I thought hell when I come back you betta be on ya best behavior.
PRINCE: I don't want yo punk ass anymore more E🙂💯
EAZY: Cry
PRINCE: Mm mm don't make no sense. *looking up and down at him* You wanna lay your hands on me to think I'm one of yo opps? Have them weak ashy hands to carry along with you.
EAZY: Weak...meanwhile yo ass hit the flow *leaves the room with his bags* I'm coming back fa da rest of my shit
*Eric slams the door*
PRINCE: with them Low budget brittle ass braids....
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Clyde & Clyde
HumorTwo psycho & unusual but cute pair, Prince & Eazy E are officially engaged after a month of being together and not knowing much about each other. Eric once told Prince that he wanna go back to Compton, but Prince doesn't feel comfortable living in a...
