EAZY: Man this place stank man we can't sit up in here
PRINCE: and some debris did reach in the living what the hell he was talking about just the stove and counters?
EAZY: Bae lets just pack and get up outta hea
PRINCE: *sighs* I'm so aggravated 😖
EAZY: Cmon we can stay at a hotel tonight and we just paid our monthly bill last night at dat we straight ma
PRINCE: But?
EAZY: we sleep here under deez fumes in da middle of da night we gone die 😂
PRINCE: understandable but what about?
EAZY: wanna hunch?
PRINCE: 👀
*Downtown at 12:05 AM*
PRINCE: *on his phone* so we finna get a suite
EAZY: *driving* we finna fuck 😛
PRINCE: 🙂
EAZY: lemme putchu on the ceiling so I can fuck ya raw 🎶
PRINCE: speaking of raw I gotta go pick up my prescription medicine this week
EAZY: why?
PRINCE: you know why Eazy aIdS🙃
EAZY: ion think das HIV cause yo dramatic ass would've been feverish and all n aids don't make yo shit itch
PRINCE: So what you tryna say Ronald McDonald?
EAZY: Yo extension cord built body ass got yeast infection cause you steady got dem thongs dead in yo ass for what nigga? 😅😅😅
PRINCE: YOU RECOMMENDED IT!
EAZY: dat don't mean I said get it...hell before we fucked you was wearing dem granny diapers ya should've stuck wit dem shits cause baby I'm sorry but you look silly wit dem shoe lace thongs like really nigga day look like literal sketcher shoe laces 😳
PRINCE: YOU ARE SO PHONY! 😂😂😂😂
EAZY: yo runny nose ass Better not hit me when I say dis
PRINCE: Boy what now????😳
EAZY: I Neva had hiv 😏
PRINCE: YOU SON OF A- 😤
EAZY: AYE DONT BELIEVE ME??? LOOK IN DA COMPARTMENT I GOT MY RESULTS!
PRINCE: No I believe you now why would you lie about something like that?
EAZY: Cause you know a lot of mufuckas out here who would fuck a nigga or a hoe dat got aids. I just wanted to see how you get down. When I told you that one time I thought you was finna leave me....but you stayed...you my soul mate for real *elbows him* 💪🏾
PRINCE: AHH! 😩
EAZY: heard what I said? *tweaks the rear view mirror to Prince* Ouuuu you ugly 😉
PRINCE: why did you do that when I'm right beside you? 😂
EAZY: cause I'm driving and I wanna see dat big ass forehead you got
PRINCE: you got squirrel jokes
EAZY: booty lookin fat in dat seat
PRINCE: *puts covers himself with a blanket*
So you can focus on the road idiot
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Clyde & Clyde
HumorTwo psycho & unusual but cute pair, Prince & Eazy E are officially engaged after a month of being together and not knowing much about each other. Eric once told Prince that he wanna go back to Compton, but Prince doesn't feel comfortable living in a...
