Prince comes out in a blue velvet matching set.
EAZY: ouuuu hot diggity damn wait stand right lemme see sum right quick *licks his lips* 👅where you get dis joker from?
PRINCE: fashionnova perd 💅🏽
EAZY: *rubbing his chin fuzz* mmm I was thinking party city
PRINCE: smh lets go before you annoy me again AFTER LEAVING ME IN HERE FOR HOURS! 😤
EAZY: shhh bae you gone know why it took a lil too long *thumps Prince's lip* 😉
PRINCE: OW! and a lil too long? 🧐I guess crying and feeling bad for myself the other night wasn't enough
EAZY: *wraps his arms around him* Enough wit da lil tantrums bae save that for da bedroom 😉
PRINCE: can we go? 🙂
*Eric opens the door letting it almost smack Prince in the mouth.
PRINCE: Eric watch it ain't funny
EAZY: it ain't my fault you got a long ass face *holds the door for Prince letting him through*
PRINCE:*tries to look at his lip* I think my lip bleeding🤕
EAZY: I think my dick is pumping ☺️
*In the elevator*
PRINCE: E-
EAZY: Damn you so sexy giving the niggas sum to chew on when he gets back 💦
PRINCE: Where are we going by the way? You can't even answer that 😒
EAZY: relax Bae Issa surprise like I said 😁
PRINCE: I swear the surprise betta not be cheap
EAZY: it aint It ain't ouuuuu *staring at Prince's thighs* 🤤🤤🤤making my bronchitis act a foo! *clears throat*
PRINCE: Stop before I show out!
EAZY: The same show out dat got us homeless in Da first place???? 😏😏😏😏😏😏
PRINCE: ....... yeah😒
*Leaves the elevator*
PRINCE: and we ain't homeless baby hold my hand
EAZY: we almost to the car...you can hold my pack of condoms
PRINCE: you don't wear condoms 😐
EAZY: ya damn Wright I don't 😏*holds the passenger door for Prince*
PRINCE: OH MAH GASH! 🙄since when you've done this? YOU'VE BEEN SWALLOWING DEM SCOOBY DOO VITAMINS?
EAZY: Nah I've been swallowing you👅 *smacks his butt* 💥🍑
PRINCE: 😳 *bends in the Impala*
*Eazy throws himself in the car*
EAZY: *bites his lip* SHIT Gah Damn ham ain't sam I am...fuck! look atchoo *cranks the car*
PRINCE: Bruh you are an animal 😭
EAZY: Damn Wright I'm- *takes off his shades* Da Beast! 😈
PRINCE: you a wildebeest 🙂
EAZY: hell is that?
PRINCE: *shows him a picture*
YOU ARE READING
Clyde & Clyde
HumorTwo psycho & unusual but cute pair, Prince & Eazy E are officially engaged after a month of being together and not knowing much about each other. Eric once told Prince that he wanna go back to Compton, but Prince doesn't feel comfortable living in a...
