April 26, 2020
The Amoeba Record StorePRINCE: *looking through phonographs*
*Selena sees Him* 😶
PRINCE: *to himself* ain't no Al B Sure album collections? What kind of dog shit?
SELENA: *taps him* Hey
PRINCE: Bitch dont touch me *goes to the next aisle*
SELENA:........*follows him* I need to tell you something
PRINCE: Stop following me....
SELENA: I WANT TO APOLOGIZE!
PRINCE: *with his back turned against her* for what?
SELENA: For disrespecting you when you were only trying to help. My Mama said the exact same thing you said about my business-
PRINCE: thanks but this the last time ima have a conversation with you..Good luck on your business
SELENA: No! I need your help
PRINCE: *turns around*
SELENA: I know you...*clears her throat* Prince...I didn't recognize at first😁😐😶😐*removes the hair from her face* I really need your help
PRINCE: Okay I'll help you if you help me out with something...
SELENA: Okay that's fine what is it?
PRINCE: I'm getting married in 10 days and I really need guidance with some things cause I know you been married once to that heifer George Zimmerman
SELENA: No.....Chris Perez
PRINCE: oh well anyways-
SELENA: but the wedding is in 10 days and you haven't started with the reservations or anything?
PRINCE: No my man and I are getting married in court, and we ain't having no reservations but he invited a few of his itty bitty friends but we picked some colors for our ribbons..eggplant purple and dumb gold because he picked that one out but-
SELENA: Did you rent a judge?
PRINCE: you gotta rent?
SELENA: yeah and have you went to the court office to obtain a marriage license?
PRINCE: a what?????????
SELENA: Marriage License? And that's $61 here in California
PRINCE: *clutches his throat* that's over our budget😫😫😫
SELENA: what's the-
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Clyde & Clyde
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