EAZY: Damn where's mah drink?
PRINCE: *eating* you sounded like that fish off of spongebob on that Pizza Delivery 😅
EAZY: the only difference is dat nigga asked for Diet Dr Kelp I want my damn sweet tea 🤨
PRINCE: *swallows and clears throat* 😖
EAZY: 😂😂 almost chocked?
PRINCE: ....Close
EAZY: Close yeah you did 😅*playing with his food* we should get matching tattoos Bae
PRINCE: where?
EAZY: on yo forehead
PRINCE: You funny just as long as we don't go to whoever you got your tattoos from cause....
EAZY: what's wrong wit it?
PRINCE: Bruh who did that? 😷
EAZY: I did watch out 😅
PRINCE: WHAT IS DAT?
EAZY: smh I was tryna write da alphabet and I got tied ☺️
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PRINCE: po baby 🤦🏽♂️
EAZY: I should do yo tattoo 😙
PRINCE: And I should kill myself ☺️
EAZY: Cmon we getting married soon lemme doodle doodle
PRINCE: see that's yo problem 🥴Get a coloring book and DoOdLe dOoDlE
EAZY: smh I- nigga I'm an artic
PRINCE: and Arctic?
EAZY: yeah and Arctic....painting and shit 🙂
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PRINCE: Das Art BOY!!!😫🤣🤣🤣🤣Do you be trollin or you forreal by the stuff you say?
EAZY: Nah I really thought it was Artic *scratches his neck* Shit at least I know how to spell dat Bih
PRINCE: how much does this food cost?
EAZY: Ion know but you look cute...yeah you cute you cute
PRINCE: Thanks 😊
EAZY: from afar
PRINCE: 😒
EAZY: I'm just jivin 🤤lemme suck yo toes under dis table bae lift yo leg up
PRINCE: That can wait when we get back at the motel
EAZY: Cmone nobody ain't lookin
PRINCE: Until the end of time
I'll be there for you *rubs his chin Fuzz* 😏
EAZY: mmmm sound sexy scoot ova hea *goes in his junk* 😒😏
PRINCE: DONT PULL THAT SHIT OU- 🤚🏽
EAZY: *holding his joint* Gur calm down *lights it* 🍃
PRINCE: What else is in yo pants?
EAZY: I think this...*puts his dick on the table* 🍆
PRINCE: GET IT! 😟
EAZY: *evil snickers* *puts his head on the table cracking up* 😂😂😭😭😭😭
PRINCE: you disgusting dawg damn I'm sicka you
*Meanwhile*
EAZY: *drunk* Bae...*pours another glass of wine* 🥴
PRINCE: You okay?
EAZY: *drunk* member when I spread yo ass wide on dat table in da living room?.....
PRINCE: 😶
EAZY: eating you good...*lays back on the chair* huh?
PRINCE: *looks away* I'm fixing to leave you here😑
EAZY: *drunk* I ate yo ass....*leans to the side*
PRINCE: *holds him up* 🙄
EAZY: Damn I wish you could see how yo booty hole act up everytime I lick it *wobbling* shit be making faces
PRINCE: Boy you too big to be doing this 😫sit. Up. You drunk
EAZY: booty hole said: 😐😯😐😯
PRINCE: 😒Bae stop! drink some water
EAZY: why yo booty hole look like it be cussing at me?
PRINCE: Ion know here *hands him a glass of water* dang
EAZY: where mah tea sweet at?
PRINCE: Bae *holds his hand* lets just go where we going? 😣
EAZY: ion know but yo booty hole gotta big mouth
PRINCE: Boy shut up! What we finna do? 😤
EAZY: I'm finna make yo bootyhole whistle.....
PRINCE: *pulling him* I had enough of yo raggedy shit tonight 😑
EAZY: Whistle while ya work 😙
PRINCE: SHH!!!!
EAZY: do da flirt....
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Clyde & Clyde
HumorTwo psycho & unusual but cute pair, Prince & Eazy E are officially engaged after a month of being together and not knowing much about each other. Eric once told Prince that he wanna go back to Compton, but Prince doesn't feel comfortable living in a...
