August 20, 2020
PRINCE: *sleep*☺️
EAZY: *smacks his butt* 👋🏾💥Wake yo ass up!
PRINCE: STOOOOP!!! 😠
EAZY: so bout dis wedding— 😙
PRINCE: Bae we can talk about this in the morning- 😣
EAZY: I know we both rich but I wanna be cheap as hell...I want this wedding to be a budget of $45
PRINCE: Lets get married in court then..Nobodys coming anyways
EAZY: *adjusting himself on the bed* yeah huh my cousin she coo she comin....you invite yo Ole raggedy cousins-
PRINCE: You might as well bring yo family
EAZY: Nah hell Nah....I need help from my cousin wit dis..Das why I'm inviting Ha
PRINCE: *lays to the side* We got time to plan this later
EAZY: Nah now Bae!
*Prince smothers himself with a pillow* 😖
EAZY: I want red and white-
PRINCE: Merry Damn Christmas to you too...ion like those colors...purple and white😐
EAZY: Hell Nah 😅😅😅😅
PRINCE: Can we do silver?
EAZY: Nah gold
PRINCE: Ghetto
EAZY: you ghetto...ion want det 😑
PRINCE: WELL THIS IS WHY I SAY LETS GET MARRIED IN COURT! 🤨
EAZY: Staph yelling before I choke you with pride
PRINCE: I want silver
EAZY: shit so elderly-
PRINCE: ????
EAZY: ion like det color shit so basic and old
PRINCE: EGGPLANT!🍆
EAZY: Well I was gonna said det 😏
PRINCE: No you wasnt-
EAZY: well if we get this color then I want Gold with it
PRINCE: Man fuck this shit. fuck. the. shit! 🖕🏽
EAZY: man you dramatic as hell..what's wrong with getting the color you want and I want put together?
PRINCE: Because Gold and Eggplant DONT GO TOGETHER! I rather get married Naked then..:
EAZY: *smirks* Right😏
PRINCE: Smh! Really this and Gold?
EAZY: we getting married in court then....we can add the eggplant and gold ribbons on the back of my damn car
PRINCE: Lettuce do that
EAZY: There! Cause you bout to cry 😒
PRINCE: Not a Shed of tear but IGHT 😂
The next day, Prince & Eric were on their way back home from the movies. 🍿💕
PRINCE: can we go to Toppers? they got this Large Caramel Ice cream with Hazel nut syrup and sprinkles ☺️
EAZY: *driving* We got ice cream at the house tho baby
PRINCE: but we already by it thoooooo and it's not like you gone pay for it
EAZY: Ice cream is ice cream
PRINCE: they're completely different baby..we got chocolate at the house and I don't want chocolate I want Caramel Ice cream with Hazel nut syrup and sprinkles 🙂
EAZY: Nah nie...Ion want all that shit in my car
PRINCE: so since when the FUCK did you decide for us to not eat in this car? 🙂
EAZY: I made dat decision a looong time ago you just don't listen
PRINCE: well stop over there and I'll just eat it outside
EAZY: No you eat too slow and I wanna get back to the apartment
PRINCE: Okay 😂😂😂Can you please just take me to toppers?...the line ain't even long...there is no line to begin with
EAZY: we just get a Vanilla ice cream and that's it
PRINCE: no caramel with Hazel nut syrup and sprinkles☺️
EAZY: Nah too much money on dat
PRINCE: didn't I just say ima pay for it? You ain't eating it so how you gone tell me what I should only get? 🤨
EAZY: I'm telling you what the fuck you finna get and it's only fucking Vanilla ice cream 😑
PRINCE: well and IM MUTHAFUCKING TELLING YOU IT AINT PERIOD!!!🤬
EAZY: keep yelling....*puts on his shades* you ain't getting shit!
PRINCE: 🥺😤you know what- I'm done with you...I can't get what I want *starts to cry* 😥😓💔
EAZY: IT AINT THAT SERIOUS NIGGA!!!
PRINCE: IT IS SERIOUS WHEN YOU MAD THAT IM PAYING FOR SHIT THAT I WANT NOT ONE SHIT MAKES SENSE WITCHO FAT ASS!
EAZY: *snickers* 😅😅😅😅*wheezing* Ight ima getcho lil ice cream
PRINCE: THANK YOU 🙄GAH DAMN!
EAZY: I was messing witcho dumb ass this whole time 😂😂😂😂😂*pulls up to toppers*
PRINCE: I knew you was joking 😂😂😂😂
EAZY: smh you mad annoying dawg 😒
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