you sat on your couch at home waiting for taehyung and joker to come home feeling bored as fuck. you've been at home all week ever since joker decided that you've garnered too many enemy's. over the course of a few months, you managed to become the number one criminal in gotham over the joker and the viper surprisingly. it's like you were made for this and you just never knew it. because of your new status, the whole gotham police stations have been after you and batman even slowed down on chasing the joker to try and arrest you instead. perks of being the cities top criminal, so these days it's been harder for you to go outside to even buy food without being ambushed. you've been kidnapped thirteen times for the past month already by regular criminals trying to get ransom from the joker and tae.
finally they decided that it was becoming too much so tae and joker decided together to keep you home. you lost the vote because it was a 2 against 1 vote. you grabbed the handle of your coffee mug and took a sip causing you to burn your tongue slightly and quickly put the cup back on the counter in front of you. 'this shit is so boring' you thought as you huffed feeling annoyed. the joker and taehyung were out right now robbing a large company and you have to stay home and sit on your ass. at this point in your life there was only one thing you loved more than stealing. you loved an adrenaline rush and staying at home wasn't providing that for you. it was something you loved even when you were poor living in your old apartment. you pulled your phone out of your pocket and checked the time. 'it's 8:16pm' you thought as you turned your phone off again. you lifted up your coffee mug to take another sip of your coffee.
then the front door swung open all the way making it bang against the wall as joker and taehyung walked in proudly with wide smiles and loud laughs. "we fucking did it, boys. we robbed that motherfucker and now he'll be bankrupt for good" joker shouted with a wide grin as he stepped in. taehyung had his arm around the jokers shoulder as he laughed loudly. "you got that fucking right, now we've got all his money" taehyung smirked as 4 men dressed in black came walking in behind them while laughing as well. the men were holding bags of cash in their hands as they all walked in. "drop the money bags on the couch would ya?" joker asserted as he pointed at the men while walking towards the kitchen to you.
