Girls Und Panzer x Male Reader scenarios

When you two argue.

Maho: It's usually you that gets mad. Most times she won't give a damn, and other times she will just leave. However, on the rare occasions it does get heated, Maho will go nuclear as she has a lot of pent of stress within her. Her face will go red from anger as she will start yelling in your face. When you are wrong, she'll give you all the facts and statistics as well as all the reasons why you are wrong. However, when you are right she will become embarrassed, and quietly tell you that she is sorry. You like to tease her by pretending to be still mad, but on the inside you think she is so cute when she is wrong. You usually end your arguments by agreeing to disagree, or hugging it out. 

Miho: You can't argue with Miho, she is just waaaaay to smart. Her strategical planning on the battlefield helps her strategize her arguments as well. You always are wrong as she fins a way to make what you are saying sound so unreasonable, that you even have to stop and think yourself. She never loses her cool, or rational thinking, which is one of the reasons why you love her so much. You usually end up apologizing and she likes it when you admit you are wrong. 

Yukari: You two always argue about the most stupid things, like which tank is better, what round is the best to use, what emoji character you should use the most. It rarely ever gets further than a few cuss words throw here or there, but on occasion it gets serious. Yukari is very passionate when she argues, and likes to cuss a lot. She'll sometimes yell in your face at the top of her lungs like a drill sergeant. If you two are arguing over tanks you will most likely lose, but anything else you are usually the one who is right. And that one time it went nuclear she accidently stabbed you with a M9 Bayonet replica. (Ouch) it didn't go to deep, but she felt really, really bad. You forgave her after she cried her eyes out. 

Saori: Oh. You two argue all the time, but Saori thinks that it's a sign that you too are ready for marriage. It's usually over trivial things, such as who's turn it was to do the dishes. Regardless of what it is about, you two will argue about it. It isn't unhealthy, and usually is just humorous arguing. There are a few times where it went nuclear though, and those were rough days. Saori sometimes even left, and ghosted you for days making you extremely worried. You always end up patching it up though, and cuddle to make it up. 

Hana: She's very tranquil when she argues, you never openly raise your voice around her because she is so quiet, that you don't feel obligated to raise your voice. She is very good at being open-minded. You remind yourself that her being so calm and multi-perspective minded was what made you fall in love with her. Your arguments with her are never really "arguments" rather more like a healthy exchange of opposing ideas. A debate if you will. She never gets mad, and in turn, neither do you. It's a really healthy relationship with a lot of calmness and love. 

Darjeeling: After your first time with Darjeeling, she became sort of like a servant to you. Of course you weren't complaining about her submissiveness, but it eventually got to the point that you couldn't take it anymore. After your first kiss, you never argued. Up until now of course, you were complaining about how she wasn't acting like a human around you, and that you don't mind the submissive kink but that when in public, that you just want her to be normal. Darjeeling herself was tired of having to embarrass her self everyday, so she agreed with you. The argument wasn't there though, you were still mad at her for not being able to have her own independence, and for the first time you saw her truly cry. This made you feel really bad, and you comforted her, she just said that she didn't want to make her "Master" angry and that she was sorry. Thankfully you settled it out, and Darjeeling liked the idea of acting normal outside, as the Master/Servant relationship thing would be like your guys little secret. 

Kay: Kay is surprisingly calm, and good at calming you down. When you get pissed off at someone else, she tells you that it's not worth it, and coos you into calming down. When you are mad at her she gets sad and wonders what she did wrong, which makes you feel bad and you calm down. If it's over something stupid, the one who was wrong would eventually admit it, but if it is over something very serious then she starts to get a bit passionate, the worst argument you've had so far was about tank costs and repairs. She started throwing wrenches and such at you, while you blocked them and threatened her with one, not really going to follow through. She took this personally (Even though she was throwing heavy tools at you) and didn't talk to you for a whole week. Which made you worry. She eventually apologized, and so did you, and you spent the entirety of the following week just cuddling. Which the rest of her team thought was very cute. 

Nonna: She's cold, and will often give you the silent treatment if you make her mad, or you two argue. You hate not being responded to when you talk to someone, which she knows and it's exactly why she does it. She rarely goes beyond the silent treatment, but when it does she argues like she is talking to a child. She gets this from taking care of Katyusha all the time. She is good at calming down a trivial burst of anger, but you are more mature making the arguments more complex and more passionate. Nonna does not know how to deal with this, and often finds herself flustered and unable to properly defend herself. You eventually feel bad after your arguments because it is completely one-sided in your favor. She always forgives you however, regardless of who was right or wrong. 

Erika: Erika is a very passionate arguer. Even when she is wrong she won't admit it and you two would often get into really heated arguments. It often would go nuclear as you both would threaten to leave one another. It never reaches that as you get so heated that you get excited (Yes excited sexually) and end up doing it shortly after your argument. This method is actually really good as it relives all the stress from the argument and the days before. You two won't often argue, but it's not like it never happens.