Cheesy pick up lines they use

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Tony:
"Hey Y/n!"
"What?"
"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?" He says whilst smirking. He waits. "Are you actually kidding me you still believe dinosaurs are real?!"
"YOU DONT KNOW TONY JURASSIC WORLD COULD BE HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES MAYBE EVEN IN BANNERS LAB DONT JUDGE ME!"
"I give up" he chuckles

Natasha:
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Stoooppppp" you laugh.

Wanda:
"Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute."
"Hey I thought I was the cute one!?"

Peter P:
"They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you."
"No Disneyland is still the happiest place on earth"

Peggy:
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen."
"Peg did you just use a pick up line on me!?"

Bucky:
"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."
"Aww Buck that was soo cheesy but so adorable!"

Loki:
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Oh god!"

Thor:
"You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."
"I couldn't sweep you off you're feet"
"Why not Lady Y/n?"
"Look at the size of you!"

Steve:
"Y/N!!"
"WHAT!"
"It's so soft!"
"What's soft?"
*points at his shirt* "Go head feel it, it's boyfriend material!"
"Oh piss off!"
"Language!"

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