-Unholy- BatJokes [Discontinued]

~You spin me right round~

Jack is fifteen

Bruce is fourteen

Enjoy~

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Jack's POV

Looking out the window mother's words echoed through my head like a broken record "Jack, remember.... Friends will always hurt you." she reminded.

"You want friends?!" she spat, and a bitter taste formed in my mouth.

"You want to get hurt?!" the world seemed to spin all around me.

"You want to be betrayed?!" morphed faces of people soon turned to putty 'Betrayal was always a fickle thing...' "You want to be broke down!" I spun into place as the floor collapsed underneath me.

Framed paintings melted in the abyss while a distorted voice echoed through. "Beautiful Dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee..." A deafening scream broke though shattering the abyss and light flooded the world revealing kids swinging from a tire as others played tag.

"Jack, you okay?" a dark-haired boy asked. "Yes..." I lied and the bitter taste came back. I grabbed the nearest stick and scribbled into the dirt. Blue eyes pierced through me, turning towards him I firmly stated "Bruce, you're staring." His cheek flushed a bright pink.

Sighing as he spoke "I'm sorry Jack you're just fun to look at!" He then looked up at me smiling like an idiot. My heart sped up and my cheeks felt on fire.

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.... Jack jumped over the candlestick!" A voice sneered. Laughing incredulously, I ask the red-haired boy. "Tell me, Incredible riddles... Sounds of the rude world heard in the day but are very much lulled by the moon and all have passed away." His brows furrowed and I could not help but laugh. "Looks like I win."

------------Time Skipper---------------------

"Bruce, I saw this diamond and it was just elegant!" Selina gushed and my blood boiled at the proximity of the two, 'What did I do to deserve this?' he walks over and words were cut from my throat. "Jack you going to church today?" He asked beaming as always. Swallowing thickly, I answer a quiet 'yes' before putty tat starts up again while he moves back.

"You go to church?" Selina inquired, raising a brow. He chuckles before answering "Yeah I do." clearing my throat their heads turn as I propose "We should sit together Bruce." his eyes widened gleaming a marvelous blue, "Jack, this is the first you've ever suggested this.... We really are becoming closer!" he pulls me into a tight hug as my oxygen is caught off from his insane grip, he steps back smiling and a sudden pain swells in my chest.

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Bruce's POV

"Come on Bruce!" mother cried between clenched teeth. Bypassers looked onto the scene as my father got involved. "Bruce, Thomas, Wayne. Listen to your mother." I froze gulping down whatever defiance I had left, "Sorry mother, sorry father..." they looked at each other smiling softly. Suddenly, a shriek of laughter broke out, my heart pounded hard against my chest. The world slowly faded, and the sound of a piano played through the chaos, a gruff voice sang along to the melody.

"I know you I've seen exactly what you do~" fits of laughter echoed as a chill went up my spine, a shot rang out and a body laid limp on the ground.

"Oops! I know you~ are hiding lots of dirty deeds~ of raunchy magazines! Oh yes! I know it is true~ and often all it seems~ You naughty little minx! So, come on out and show your true self to me!" everything went black.

"I will never bite... Only bats does that when he is mad!" more laughter broke out as a loud shot made my ears ring even more.

Ruby red lips emerged from the dark, "I will only smile at you..." a slow smile stretched through.

"no need to fret!" my heart sped up as something pushed me.

"Things will get better yet!" A platform appeared as a shadowed figure danced "I. Shall. Show you! Using my laughing gas, onto you!" a thick fog washed over destroying everything in its path.

"But who knows...When the bat comes...to play!" something flew past me and soon I was swarmed by the creature.

"He is only~ One spotlight. Away! To becoming mad!" a small chuckle rang, and the creature dissipated.

"Oh, I shall show you Brucey dear... We. Will. Make the greatest team!" My body stiffened and in a small whisper I asked, "Who are you?" A spotlight shown as a figure emerged from the dark. "Oh~ Brucey...I'm your friend Jack."

In a single blink the figure was gone, and I found myself sitting in church next to the brunette. His sharp green eyes met mine and he asked, "You okay Bruce?"

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Sorry, this took so long lol my sleeping schedules all off..But hopefully there's barely any mistakes! ^^;

The song is called: The Sleeping Beauty Waltz

I made the lyrics a while back for a one-shot that never was finished xD I tried matching it up to the beat of the melody.

---------------The lyrics -------------

I know you I've seen exactly what you do~

Oops! I know you~ are hiding lots of dirty deeds~ of raunchy magazines! Oh yes! I know it's true~ and often all it seems~ You naughty little minx!

So, come on out and show your true self to me!

I will never bite... Only bats does that when he is mad

I will only smile at you... no need to fret!

Things will get better yet! I. Shall. Show you! Using my laughing gas... on to you!

But who knows...When the bat comes...to play! He is only... One spotlight... Away! To becoming mad! Oh, I shall show you Brucey dear... We. Will. Make the greatest team!

Just like... Batman! And Robin! We are the true dynamic duo!

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