-Unholy- BatJokes [Discontinued]

A sleepless dream

First off: I'm sorry for the short chapter and long wait >-<

Secondly: I got a friend coming over ^^

{After another one ghosted me T^T and they messaged ME to hangout and are literally on spring break and has not once contacted me!

I maybe a bit petty about it still 030}

Wish me luck?

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Bruce~" a sinister voice purred "Wakey~ Wakey~" grimacing at the persistent sound, I smother my face deep into the comfort of my own pillow. "Oh don't make such a face Brucie! You'll get wrinkles just like...What was that old hags name again...?" rolling my eyes internally "Beth, and my grandmother is not a hag!" I snapped.

The man laughs and is unfortunately able to speak through his laughter. "THAT'S RIGHT! Didn't she butter you up!" Plugging my ears to drown out his terrible jokes and earth-shattering laughter, he continues. "But I have to ask, Darling~. How was it to see your mother bleeding out as she gasps for her last breath? It's almost as if she was-"

In a swift motion I pin the corrupted man before venomously shouting "AS IF SHE WAS WHAT!? JACK!?" searching his eyes as ruby red lips slowly curl into a malicious smile, the man extends his arms out as my heart pounds in my ears.

"It's...as if she... was begging!" He sneers with a strangled laugh and his eyes gleam a sickly color of green. Releasing him I try to stand "Awe~ is that all? It was just getting good!" He cackled and it took all the strength in me not to kill the bastard.

After what feels like hours of silence I cautiously ask "Why...Why do you persist on torturing me?" A dark laugh leaves and my blood goes cold. "Oh Bruce~"

In an instant dark clouds change into light and soon I find myself back home sitting comfortably on my couch.

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Narrator Joker: But little did Brucie dear know that there was a crazy lady typing up his fate, this very moment... *snaps book shut*

Me: *waves in the background* Hi!

OH BTW!! I only seem to be able to write funny and not as serious in the daytime while at night I write more detailed and serious... (Does anyone have this problem or weird thing too?)

P.S I'll try and type up another update today ^^

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