-Unholy- BatJokes [Discontinued]

He did what?!

Hello~ It's been awhile I do have a question for you! (Should this story be more fluffy or smutty?) Let me know, and I shall deliver!

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Bruce's POV

"No! No! NO!" I screamed as James, my long-time friend busted up laughing raising his hand "I'm telling you Bruce! He literally took this burrito and chomped down." Flabbergasted by the whole story he laughs even more as my voice heightens, "HOW?! WHY?! Just eat it normally!" getting up I continue ranting my distress "At least tell me, why down the middle?! That is not normal?! I mean who does that?!" he just shrugs in response smiling like a goof, when suddenly the wind is taken out of my lungs.

A southern accent I know all too well starts shouting hysterically "Bruce! My Puddin! He kicked me out of the house!" looking down at the blonde, she starts yanking on my coat desperate for some type of help or comfort, sighing I give her a sympathetic smile. Gently grabbing her frail wrists I started to ask "Slow down Harley what happ-"my sentence was cut off short however as James piped in. "Well, I can't blame the fellow...You obviously got on their nerves." He waved a hand at her dismissively. Fire bursting from the pig-tailed blonde as she belted out "What did you just say?! NO MUSTACHE MAN?!" slowly I backed away from the scene as the two started bickering. 'Jack would've loved this...'

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Jack's POV

Clashing of pots and pans startled me awake, yanking my nightstand drawer open. I grab my pistol silently, loading it before making my way through the dimly lit hallway, a familiar voice called through the darkness and my heart skipped a beat. "Jack? You here?" Bruce called out as I chewed on my bottom lip. 'GOD! If you can hear me...I know I have not been the best Christian around, but please if you truly have a heart... Don't let him see me!' carefully finding a clear place to step, I venture further in whilst looking for the nearest exit. "Jack?" he calls out before something bumps into my side, my heart beating in my ears as my hand becomes invested with sweat. His voice just below a whisper in my ear, "Jack is that you?" He asks, placing his hand on my chest. Swallowing down all the butterflies that have accumulated in my stomach, I resist the urge to speak and nod in response making our noses touch. Sapphire blue eyes gaze back into my own, his hands cautiously slide down my clothed chest leaving a phantom touch as I place my own hands onto his chest linking my fingers into his coat. A gasp leaves his lips as my cheeks burn an eternal flame, his hands finding refuge on my hips. "Jack, where have you been all this time?" taking a shaky breath, I stutter out a response. "I-I've been a-around?" swallowing my nerves as he chuckles lightly whilst pulling me in for a hug, "I've missed you!" he exclaims.

Wrapping my arms around him his scent wafts over me like a cozy blanket, so familiar and yet so new...A black musky scent hinted with vanilla. Sighing, I slouch into him, my body relaxing instantly, his grip tightens, and I cannot help but smile.

'You know~ You could always...Do the nasty with him.' A small voice conjured from my old vault of unresolved feelings. 'I could never!' the voice chuckled stating coolly 'Listen you haven't seen this fine piece of ass in how many years?' gulping down the strong feelings the pesky voice continues 'You could easily seduce the man! He obviously loves you!' The sound of Bruce's voice brings me back as beams at me, his beauty mark coming out to play once more teasing me with it's appearance. "I'm so sorry Jack, with me disappearing and not finding you sooner..." smiling softly I met his gaze "Bruce, I don't blame you for what happened." Tears started to form in his eyes and a pained 'thank you' left him as I rubbed soothing circles into his back fighting back my own misery. 'God you are heartless...'

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Bruce is now a criminal he broke in and entered Jacks house (I took that in a whole nother light o_o)

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