-Unholy- BatJokes [Discontinued]

Where's the meat Loaf!!

Hello lovelys! I'm back and doing a bit better lol anywhooo~ I finally got it done, more to come! I found this rather fun! (rhymes~)

Enjoy!

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Jack's POV

"You okay Bruce?" His eyes widened and my stomach filled up in knots as his hands shook profusely. 'What happened?' "I'm fine..." He states with a frown. Before I could protest, my father snatched my arm. His nails digging into the skin beneath my jacket creating tiny bruises for later, "Come on Jack." he grunts.

My steps quicken as he drags me through the chapel, "Where's mom?" I ask. He looks down in a grimace, "She's probably off with some harlot, how the hell should I know?" He exclaimed with a scowl. "What's a harlot?" I question feigning innocence. His steps falter and his eyes narrow as my lips threaten to form a smile. 'Like mother would be with a harlot ...I believe it is you who were getting all hanky panky in the carriage last night. Oh, how I despise liars...'

Looking around he grumbles a quick "Nothing" and yanks me toward the few carriages. He tosses me in like some rag doll and my body slams onto the pivoted floorboards. 'I'm a delicate flower, who needs watering.' I remind myself. He Heave himself through the doors in a patronizingly gentle way. A significant weight shift is made as he lays his boots on my side. letting out an exasperated sigh, he lights a cigar as it rolls between his teeth "Jack, your mother is very manipulative..." he takes a deep inhale then blows out a thick cloud of smoke. "No, I think it is you who are manipulative!" I yelled as my blood boiled. 'He is the evil one, mother was good...Bruce even showed- 'Father scoffed "I'm manipulative?" nodding slowly he removes the boots from my side, "You know what I'm not in the mood, do me a favor and just sit." Using the leather seats to hoist myself up one thought rings on alert, 'I hope you're doing better than me Bruce...'

Bruce's POV

"Do you really think it's a vision?!" I exclaimed. The woman's excessive bejeweled fingers delicately caressing the crystal ball. "Oh, yes child. Visions show up in many ways!" she explained as neon blue shadowed eyes darted across the room. "So, you're going to read my fortune, right?" a hearty laugh is exchanged as she shuffles a deck of playing cards. Adjusting her brightly orange turban before waving her hands around the display of cards, she abruptly flips one over "The queen is Judgement, and my child you must beware the reckoning! It may lead to your downfall..."

"What reckoning?!" her brows furrow as she pursed her painted lips. Tapping my foot at a poor attempt to release tension. She numbly states, "Wait till the cards are done kid." Flipping the next card her eyes gleam in delight. "The ace of spades, Sacrifices will be made, and hearts will weep.... As caskets sit beneath swollen feet." She peaks over and picks up the last card and her lips tug into a wicked smile "The fool, my child be careful with this one. They can be quite dangerous, even if they hide it with a loaded generous." She flips the next card revealing "six of cloves, the lovers...Ar-"she quirks a brow and I follow her questionable stare, my eyes landing on an older male huffing with crossed arms he stomps over to us screaming.

"You lied to me! You said my wife would make meatloaf, but she made turkey instead!" he struck a nearby wall with his fist leaving an indentation, "You lied to me! Ms. Scammy, If that's even your real name!" a deep frown set on her lips as she calmly states "I'm in a session right now Bob..."

"Excuses! I wanted the meatloaf!" she pinches the bridge of her nose as the guy named Bob points an accusing finger toward her. In a blink of an eye, she ushers me out "I'm sorry kiddo, we will have to finish this session another time." Before she closed the curtains she said "I'll send you my bill"

Kicking a nearby pebble I can only hope, everything will be alright.

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Poor Bob...Just wanted meatloaf <3

But let us be honest he could also make his own meatloaf if he really wanted to xD

See you all soon~