Psychotic Tendencies: A Different Path

The Dekai, the Board and the Horny-peko

After leavin' Yagoo's office, I had found myself in A-Chan's office talkin' about makin' me a bank account. Which we did and transferred some money from my EN account. Easily, I was already stacked given my views and streams prior to my extended break after the raid at Junior's. So now, we were actually online shoppin' furniture for myself back in the HoloHouse.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! A fuckin' beanbag! I want the place to scream comfy as fuck! Not to mention, a lava lamp! I always wanted one since I found out they were a thing! But was too scared since I thought it was actual lava inside them and it would be a crime against nature! I also dreamed an angry shrine maiden would chase me down...It was also after I watched Miko's stream..."

A-Chan cocked an eyebrow at me before she saw me visibly shiver as I went pale.

"Mafioso-san? Are you okay?"

"I...I feel like my fight or flight instincts just kicked in. And my lower regions took refuge in my stomach..."

"That's oddly specific...what else do you feel?"

"An...overwhelmin' energy....the energy of....Horny..."

"Horny-?"

Suddenly, the front door was kicked in as A-Chan and I collectively yelped out due to how sudden it was. Not to mention, how dangerous it came off. Lookin' at the source, I saw a red haired girl with an eyepatch over her left eye, wearin' a red and black pirate hat with gold trimmin'. Her outfit consisted of a brown lacy kid. Of undersuit that was covered by a VERY low cut red skirt along with a red vest that barely could contain her bust. Her lower half was just brown stockin's along with black heeled boots. But her biggest clothin' article was an oversized red captain's coat.

"Hololive san-kisei, Houshou kaizokudan senchou no, Houshou Marine desu~!"

She did a pretty goofy lookin' dance and pose before lockin' eyes onto me. Instantly, I felt my heart and legs scream as I instinctively got up and put my hands up as if ready to fight. Even I was shocked as I looked at my pose.

"Holy shit! What in sam hell!?"

"An overseas sexy boy~? All for me, A-Chan~?"

"Marine! Down! This is your kouhai!"

"Kouhai? Oh...Even better~"

A-Chan yelled as she stood up before the girl now recognized as Houshou Marine, by both entry and name tag. Marine looked at me and licked her lips as her face went a deep red as I felt like an impala spotted by a pride of lions.

"Don't try to fight senchou, now~ Be a good little boy for senchou~"

"I'm not afraid of you!"

"(L/N)-san! She'll kill you!"

"Like I'm afraid of death!"

"By snu snu! She's a libido fueled teenager!"

Processin' what A-Chan said, I envisioned a picture of a cat with a "bufferin'" set of dots on its face. Then it hit me as I yelled out and fell backwards.

"O-Okay! I'm freakin' out! Help! I need an adult! She's goin' to take me to her boat!"

"What? I don't have a boat! But I am an adult~!"

"Ah———h-! Wait a second...I thought you were a teenager! And what kind of pirate doesn't have a pirate boat!?"

Standin' back up with a soft scowl, Marine seemed to relax, or heat up in a different way better yet. Stammerin' over her own words.