Scene 1:
A month has passed. It's now March. Linda, or better yet, her fake identity Stacy has been pronounced dead by the New Zealand authorities, and a funeral is about to take place. Clive and his wife, Candace, have just arrived in New Zealand, and are on their way to Linda's funeral.
Clive: Fuck... How? How do people manage to fake cry?
Candace: They usually just think of sad memories.
Clive: I've tried that yesterday, in the mirror. Nothing happened. Not one single tear.
Candace: I know, I tried that as well... Fuck, why is my life so perfect?
Clive: Not even when I thought of Eddie and Linda together.
Candace: (passive-aggressive) Why would that upset you? I exist.
Clive: I know, babe... This is gonna be a disaster. They're gonna be there, crying their eyeballs out, and we'll be like "oh, Stacy is dead. Big deal."
Candace: You should have told them the truth. It would make things much easier for everyone.
Clive: I know, but at the time, Noah didn't tell his friends the truth, so I thought, why the fuck should I?... But Eddie did, and it made things so much easier for him... What if I told them today?
Candace: Pfft, you can't do that! Not after all these years. It's too fucking late.
Clive: Better late than never.
Candace: Not in this case. They're gonna think you lost your mind. And when you show them proof, it'll freak them out. It's been 9 years. You can't just tell them Darius isn't Darius.
Clive: Wouldn't it be easier for them to be understanding, now that we're all adults and it's been almost a decade?
Candace: No, because it means it took you that long to finally trust them.
Clive: Fuck... I just hope Noah is having a better funeral.
[They finally find the place]
Candace: It's here.
Clive: I can hear them crying inside... Fuck, what do we do?
Candace: I got it! Let's just grab each other's asses, as hard as possible.
Clive: What? No!
Candace: Do you wanna come off as a douche?
Clive: Obviously, no.
Candace: Then do it. You gotta look human.
Clive: (sigh) Fine!
[They squeeze each other's butts so hard, tears come out of their eyes]
Candace: (crying) Fuck! I barely even knew this girl, and she's not really dead! Why, god? Why?
Clive: (crying) It worked. Let's go inside.
[They enter, and immediately are received with hugs, by Kaipo, Leonard, Kimi, TIffany and Claire, who are all crying as well]
Kaipo: (sobbing) Finally, you guys are here.
Claire: (sobbing) This is so sad.
Clive: (sobbing) Yep... The girl is once loved is dead.
Candace: (whispering in Clive's ear) Bruh, don't overdo it.
Scene 2:
The same thing is happening in Australia, for Eddie's fake identity, Landon. Noah and Saskia are waiting outside a chapel, where the funeral will be held. Leo shows up.
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The Private Servers of Life 4
Teen FictionIt's been 7 years. Now, in the year 2028. Noah and Saskia are now a married couple, with two kids, Corey and Catrina. Clive fell in love with Candace, the asian nurse that helped on Corey's birth. They just married, and had twin babies. As for Eddie...