Scene: Liz helping James pack for a road trip in his RV. Ali sort of helps.
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James: ELIZAAAAAA!
Liz: what do you want?
James: can ya help me pack? I'm going on a road trip around Ninjago.
Liz: Why do you need MY help?
James: uhhh.... because?
Liz: fine. What are you bringing?
James: Only essentials
Liz: Okay... we'll start off with-
James: Clothes?
Liz: Knives
Liz and James at the same time: What?
James: Knives are not essential!
Liz: Knives are ALWAYS essential, moron!
James: No they're not!
Liz: Fine. How about missiles then?
James: No! That's not essential!
Liz: What is it with you and essentials?
James: There's only so much room in the RV!
Liz: Fine, pack a lion then!
James: No! ....Actually, maybe, if I have room
Liz: An atomic bomb!
James: I'm not killing anyone!
Liz: Well if you're not gonna kill anyone, bring an already dead body!
James: What is wrong with you?
Liz: Nothing! I am perfectly sane and rational
Lia: *looks into the camera like she's on the The Office*
James: Ugh, screw this, I'll do it myself
Liz, following him into the house: Let's see— katanas, shurikens, body bags, gunpower, machine guns, poison, arrowheads, poisoned arrowheads, explosive arrowheads, incendiary arrowheads, dynamite...
James: *runs into Ali's room and steals a whole bunch of pillows* 'KAY THANKS BYE!
Ali: HEY! GET BACK HERE!
James: NO!
Ali: YOU BETTER BRING THOSE BACK IN ONE PIECE!
Cho: Knowing James? Probably not
Ali: Yeah, true
Liz: Saws, spears, crossbows, tasers, battle-axes, grenades, Molotov cocktails, bowling balls...
Ana: Liz shut up
Liz: a Venus flytrap, tiger, rhino...
Ana: I hate this household
James: Okay, so clothes, hygiene stuffs, and-
Liz: ALCOHOL!
Ali: COOKIES!
James: Cookies yes, alcohol no
Liz: Man, if I was coming with you, I'd die of boredom
Markos: Ooh, can I come? I wanna see the Mountain of a Million Steps!
James: No
Markos: Aww...
James: Only me and my RV and my cheese.
Liz: a pocketknife!
Cho: someone knock her out, please
Liz: *pulls out pocketknife* I'd like to see you try
James: Okay, is that everything?
Ali: MORE PILLOWS *throws pillows at James*
James: Aight, and-
Liz: machetes, scythes, nunchucks, sais, trident, javelin, war hammers, flail...
James: NO!
Liz: A CANNON!
Everyone: NO!
Liz: And finally...
James: I don't even wanna hear it-
Liz: water bottles! Stay hydrated!
Lia: *almost faints* She said something that isn't deadly!
Cho: *hugs Eliza* I'm so proud of you!
Liz: Ew, no huggies!
Markos, slow-clapping: Excellent character development
Ana: AND, SCENE! CUT!
Liz: oooh, DEATH!
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Pats myself on the back
I'm so proud of myself.
Jk, I still have the same amount of self-loathing as always.
K, bye!
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