EPISODE 5: THE CURSE OF THE LMAO

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Liz: shows a picture of her baby cat

Ali: Aww

Ana: Aww!

Cho: Awwwwwwwwwww

Markos: LMAO

Liz: ...aight then edgy grandpa

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James: I'm so stressed that I'm already going grey

Cho: aww, don't be so stressed!

Liz: yeah bro, you need to chill

Ana: maybe... sleep more?

Ali: you want some coffee?

Markos: LMAO

Lia: That's really not helping him...

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Ali: Okay, preheating the oven to 391000 degrees Fahrenheit

Ana: I don't think that's a good idea...

Cho: oof. Hot.

Liz: gEt OuTtA mAh KiTcHeN-!

James: what the...

Markos: LMAO

*Kitchen explodes (again)*

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Liz: Yeah, well fuck that guy, he straight-up ghosted me. Again.

Ana: grabs chappal

Ali: grabs frying pan

Markos: LMAO

Cho: ...how about we hit Markos instead?

James: Yes

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Markos: *doing embarrassing tiktok dances in the kitchen even though he's so old he can barely use a phone*

The rest of the SS: *passes by and accidentally sees him*

Cho: Yoooooo

Ana: what the—

Liz: *snaps photos for evidence*

Ali: YAH SLAY GRANDPA!

James: ...tf

Lia: Please don't do that here...

Markos: LMAO

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Ali: Oog you baking something?

Lia: Yeah, just cupcakes

Liz: *guards door from Ali* YOU SHALL NOT BEGRANTEDPERMISSIONTOTRAVERSEBEYONDTHISPOINT

Ali: awwwww :(

Markos: *walks in* Hey whatcha doing

Lia: baking cupcakes

Markos: LMAO *walks away*

Lia:

Lia: does he always have to do that?

Liz: Yep. Better start getting used to it.

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Cho: *playing with Soomi*

Markos: Aw, she's a cute cat

Cho: Yeah, I know!

Cho, internally: thank goodness he didn't say-

Markos: LMAO

Cho: I jinxed it-

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Liz: So, all in favor of upgrading the soundproofing Cho's room so we don't have to hear every single damn time she blasts the song-that-shall-not-be-named at three fucking AM?

Ali: Aye!

Ana: Aye!

Cho: It's my room, but whatever! Aye!

Lia: Aye!

Markos: LMAO

Liz: ...

Liz: edgy gramps it's either "aye" or "uh-uh"

Markos: well I choose LMAO

Ali, whispering: Just take that as an "aye!"

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James: My computer's been down for five hours and I'm feeling really sad...

Markos: LMAO

Ana: ...way to read the mood, edgy grandpa

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Liz: *ripping apart training dummies*

Lia: Whoa girl chill that's the seventeenth in a row you've destroyed

Liz: Well I have some more energy to burn, so- *throws knife in the air*

Knife: *comes back down and skewers the ground right in front of Markos's foot*

Lia: Look out!

Markos: LMAO

Liz: Uhhhhhh

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Markos: Hello! I am Markos Karen Edgy Grandpa Smith Cephalus! Welcome to my crystal shop! Everything in here is authentic, amazing-ass fucking diamonds!

Customer: They seem a bit overpriced...

Markos: LMAO I'd like to speak to your manager, sir

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Ali: Hey, Markos?

Markos: Yeah?

Liz: There's something we need to talk to you about...

Markos: Like what?

Ana: A certain speech impediment that you seem to have

Markos: Speech impediment?

James: Yeah. You say it all the time

Markos: Say what?

Cho, whispering: I'm too scared to mention it

Lia: y'know... "lmao"

Ali: So could you maybe... dial it back a little more?

Markos: *eye twitches* LMAO

Lia: Oh no-

Markos: LMAO LMAO

Liz: is he okay???

Markos: LMAO LMAO LMAO

Ana: it appears not!

Markos: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

James: what do we doooooo???

Markos: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Cho: Quick, drag him outside! Let's hose him down with holy water!

Markos: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

SS: *drags Markos outside*

Markos: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Liz: *blasts the hose at him*

Markos: *knocks out*

Ana: Uh... is he okay now?

James: only one way to find out

Markos: *sits bolt upright* LMAO

SS: *screams*

Cho: RUNNNNNNNN!

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