Ana: I'm so glad we decided to go out for a meal. I feel like we never have dinners together anymore.
Liz: ...we literally had one last night I-
Markos: Lmaoo, I think Ana meant a night out, not a night in.
Lia: Yeah, what even is this restaurant?
Cho: Markos said he found it on Reddit
Markos: It was part of a thread and I decided to run it by you guys, next thing I know, I'm being bundled into the backseat of the jeep with you guys.
Liz: Eh. I dunno about you guys, but I'm dressed to impress *flips hair*
James: It looks fancy, probably super expensive...
Ali: It's all good, I cloned Markos' credit card so we can pay!
Markos: OI!
*James pushes the door open and lets everyone in. The waiter rushes up to them*
Waiter dude: Bonsoir. Combien de personnes?
SS: Uh....
Cho: What language is that?
Liz: *facepalm*
Markos: I knew it lmao, I knew we should've stayed at home, THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO THE CRYSTALS!
Waiter dude: Un probléme, monsieur?
SS: ...
Ali: Non, non. Huit personnes, s'il vous plait.
Rest of SS: *shooketh*
Waiter dude: Oui, madame. Par ici.
SS: *follows waiter dude to a large table in the middle of the room*
Waiter dude: Je reviendrai avec des menus. Asseoir.
Ali: Merci!
*Waiter dude leaves*
Ali: *throws hands in the air* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I UNDERSTOOD FRENCH!!!
Ana: ...I don't even want to know.
Ali: JE PEUX PARLER FRANCAIS!
Vibi: Uh....oui?
Waiter dude: *with menus* Vos commandes?
Liz: I will have the uh...l'eau and some...riz? Ritz crackers, right?
Markos: Can I get...escargots and *scans menu* Do you do discounts?
Ali: Les rabias?
Waiter dude: Non, madamemoiselle
Ali: No discounts.
Markos: LMAO, I'd like to speak with your manager.
James: Can I get le fromage? And some...les pommes des terres?
Waiter dude: Oui. Cuit?
James: ....Noooo?
Ana: Uh....un croissant et le lait?
Cho: I'll have whatever she's having
Lia: La beurre sounds interesting....I'll have that...
Ali: Je voudrais saucisses et frites, lait au chocolat et biscuits, s'il vous plait.
Cho: Scratch that, I'll have what the elf's having!
Ali's mind: Wise choice, Chocobean
*TIME SKIP PARCE QUE JE SUIS FATIGUÉE*
Waiter dude: *returns with food*
Waiter dude: Le l'eau et le riz pour vous...les escargots pour vous, monsieur. Pour vous, le fromage et les pommes de terres. Tu, dans le rose...votre croissant et le lait. Miss, votre beurre, et deux saucisses et frites, deux laits aux chocolats, et deux biscuits. Bon appetit! *leaves*
SS: Uh...
Liz: That's what I ordered? Aw man, I wanted Ritz crackers!
Markos: At least you don't have frigging snails lmao!
James: Why did they give me raw potatoes?
Ana: Ooo, croissant!
Lia: *holds up butter sachets* What do I do with this?
Cho: MMM I'M LOVIN IT
Ali: You guys are such idiots *smirks and digs into food* Should've just ordered what I ordered but nooooo! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAYAYAYAYA-
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