Part 2

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Me/River: *plays with toys* teacher I made a river! with real water!Teacher: help me

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Me/River: *plays with toys* teacher I made a river! with real water!
Teacher: help me

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All da gods: We can't interfere with our kids lives
Poseidon; *shows up to Percy's B-Day* Hey Percy Happy B-Day

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Waiter: Hello sir what would you like?
Nico: Water please
Waiter: *throws off costume and it turns out to be Percy* I THOUGHT WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE!!

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Percy: Annabeth Water you doing
Annabeth: Oh god
Percy: Did you Sea what I did there?
Annabeth: Here we go again
Percy: Ha, I'm Shore you did
Annabeth: Please stop... now
Percy: Whale then, I Dolphinately will
Annabeth: Die

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Percy: Ya know Annabeth, I don't like your name
Annabeth: Uh, excuse me
Percy: Your name. Particularly your last name.
Annabeth: *angry* What's wrong with my last name
Percy: I don't know.... I just think you should change it.
Annabeth: To what?
Percy: Jackson *walks away*
Annabeth: Did you just
Annabeth: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME
Annabeth: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY
Annabeth: ARE YOU SMIRKING

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I don't want to die

I don't want you guys to die

Bye

-River C:

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