So I find a lot of pics online with Heroes Of Olympus Jokes and I decided to put them here!
Here is the link i use
https://www.google.com/search?q=heroes+of+olympus+jokes&rlz=1C1GGGE___US602US607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYu_fdgN3vAhUEH8...
Deaths We Care About A/N Guys I know this is sad the joke part is at the end bare with me
This also may or may not be trying to stop you guys from dying of laughter
Before The Series
Maria di Angelo: explosion by Zeus Beryl Grace: drunk driving Esperanza Valdez: killed in a fire that Gaea caused by making young Leo mad Marie Levesque: killed when Alcyoneus almost rose Hazel Levesque: killed when Alcyoneus almost rose but was brought back to life by Nico Sammy Valdez: being cursed by the gem given to him by Hazel when they were young Phillip McCaffrey: Killed by Nero so he could take his daughter, Meg, as his own.
The Titan's Curse
Bianca di Angelo: the malfunctioning Talos(prototype) fell Zoe Nightshade: Ladon's poison and Atlas's final blow
The Battle of The Labyrinth
Pan: faded cuz the nature and wild is dying Lee Fletcher: squashed by a giant Castor: Brought down by an enemy demigod
The Last Olympian
Charles Beckendorf: explosion of the Princess Andromeda Michael Yew: swept away when Percy stabbed with Riptide the Williamsburg bridge Leneus: Killed in the Battle of Manhattan, reincarnates into a Laurel tree Silena Beaugaurd: died while fighting a drakon Ethan Nakamura: died when a shard of his own sword hit him in the stomach after he slashed at Kronos. He was later sucked into a fissure on Olympus, and fell to his death Luke Castellan: stabbed himself in his weak spot to stop Kronos from evolving into his true form
The Lost Hero
Festus: shot down by lasers Jason Grace: seeing Hera's true form (revived because Thanatos was chained)
The Son Of Neptune
Gwen: speared through the back, presumably by Octavian (resurrected because Thanatos was chained) Grandma Zhang: (possibly) - Died of old age after meeting Frank, Hazel, and Percy
The House Of Hades
Bob & Small Bob: Possibly killed by Tartarus; suggested in The Tower of Nero that he may have survived Damasen: Killed by Tartarus
The Blood Of Olympus
Phoebe: Shot by Orion Niomi: Shot by Orion Celyn: Shot by Orion Kinzie: Presumably killed by Orion or the lycanthrope Leo Valdez: Disintegrated by his fire and Octavian's onager. Resurrected with the Physician's Cure by Festus
The Dark Prophecy
Heloise: Killed during the attack on the Waystation
The Burning Maze
Money Maker: Died from burns after scouting the labyrinth with Agave Jason Grace (RIP): Sacrificed himself to save his friends, arrow wounds to his limbs and stabbed in the back twice by Caligula Crest: Killed by Medea
The Tyrant's Tomb
Dakota: Injured by zombies in the Battle of San Fransisco Bay, later died of injuries Jacob: acid burn from a myrmekes Don: Sacrificed himself blowing up the Triumvirate fleet, died from Greek Fire burns
The Tower Of Nero
The Arrow Of Dodona: It's consciousness faded when Apollo stabbed it into Python's eye. Apollo: Dissolved by the River Styx and fell into the Sea of Chaos. Later revived and restored to godhood
Fandom: Died of too many deaths
Rick Riordan(speaking after the books): I have absolutely no chill whatsoever. I killed 38 important people and millions of people in the fandom. What's wrong with me?
Percy: *talking to an angry, pregnant Annabeth* Look i know how miserable you are. I wish there was something i could do.... I wish I were a seahorse Annabeth: Percy: because male seahorses carry the babies Annabeth: Percy: and umm also I would... be far away..... at sea
