Heroes Of Olympus Jokes

Part 7

How HOO characters would react if they walked in on you changing

Jason
Jason: *opens door*
Person changing: *throws brick*
Jason: *passes out*

Hazel
Hazel: *opens door
Hazel: oh shit sorry sorry sorry.....

Frank
Frank: *walks in with eyes closed and close door behind him*
Frank: *opens eyes* omg so sorry *runs into door* ow

Piper
Piper: *opens door*
Piper: Oh uh wow uhhhhh

Leo
Leo: *opens door*
Leo: hot dayummmmmmmmm
Person changing: *screams*
Leo: oh sorry *makes finger gun and clicks tongue* oh sorry *leaves*

Annabeth
Annabeth: *opens door*
Annabeth:Oh hi your here

Percy
Percy: *opens door*
Percy: *looks person up and down*
Percy: Is that a tattoo?

Nico (if male)
Nico: *opens door*
Nico: Hot dammmmmmmmmm

Nico (if female)
Nico: *opens door*
Person Changing: *yells at Nico*
Nico: Tu Fottuta Pezzo di merda!
Person Changing: *yells*
Nico: Sei una tale stronza che vivi all'inferno!
Person Changing: *yells more*
Nico: FACCIO QUELLO CHE CAZZO VOGLIO!!

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Now we play the "Where Are They?" game

Annabeth-AC
Grover-GU
Percy-PJ
Jason-JG
Piper-PML
Nico-NDA
Leo-LV
Frank-FZ
Hazel-HL
Reyna-RARA
Will-WS
Rachel-RED (lol)
Meg-MMC
RR-Rick Riordan
PJMM-Perry Johnsen Movie Makers

PML-Hmmmm where is Leo
PML-Ugh
PML-OOH I see some hot sexy ladies!
LV-WHERE!
PML-There he is

AC-Where is Percy
AC-*throws dagger into water*
PJ-*bursts out of the water*
PJ- you dropped this
AC-there he is

LV-Where is Frank? I need him to bring me somewhere
LV-ugh
LV-OMG HAZEL LOOKING SOOOOO FINE
FZ-WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?
LV-There he is
FZ-YOU SAY THAT?
LV-
LV-I should have went for Jason
FZ-DIE VALDEZ

PML-Where is Jason?
PML-*jumps off cliff*
*Jason catches Piper*
JG-Gotcha
PML-There he is

AC-I need to find Will. Percy's hurt!
AC- *sigh*
AC-WHO'S DAT EMO CHILD OVER THERE HE BE LOOKING REAL SEXY
WS-WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?
AC-There he is
WS-YOU SAY THAT?
AC- its kinda complicated-
WS-Nico?
NDA-DIE ANNABETH!

PJ- Where's Jason? We need to fire Octavian!
PJ-OOH WHOS DAT FINE LOOKING CHEROKEE LADY OVER THERE?
AC-PERCY!
JG-PERCY!
PML-PERCY!
PJ-Im dead
AC, JG, PML-DIE JACKSON

RARA-Where is Hazel?
RARA-IS DAT SAMMY?
HL-WHERE?
RARA-There she is
HL-DID YOU LIE TO ME?
RARA-  .   .   .
HL-DIEEEEEE

PML-Where is Rachel?
PML-HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT ITS RACHEL'S JOB TO ACT ALL-
RED-*kills* Don't. Spill. My. Secrets!

WS-I have a quest going on. Where is Rachel?
WS-OOH WHERE IS DA RED HAIRED LADY SHE BE LOOKING FINE
NDA and RED-WHAT THE FLUCK
WS-uh oh
NDA and RED-DIE BITCH

MMC-Where's Reyna?
MMC-HEY GUYS REYNA THINKS LESTER IS CUT-
RARA-SHUT. THE. FlUCK. UP. BITCH!

NDA-hmmm Where is Percy
NDA-do i have to? ugh
NDA-WHERE'S DA PERCY? HE'S DA BEST PERSON EVER
PJ-I am?
AC-NOOO HE DOESN'T NEED A BIGGER EGO NICO DIEEEEE

HL-Where's Meg?
HL-CAMP JUPITER PLEASE PRAISE LESTER PAPADOPOULOS
MMC-NOOOO HE DOESN'T NEED A BIGGER EGO!
HL-There she is
MMC-DID YOU TELL THEM TO DO THAT?
HL-
MMC-MAKE THEM STOP NOWWWWW

LV-Hmmm wheres grover
LV- *starts fire in woods by Junipers tree*
GU-LEO VALDEZ YOU FLUCKING BITCH
LV-AAHHHHH

PJMM-Hmm where is Rick?
PJMM- *makes Perry Johnsen movies*
RR-FLUCK YOU YOU FLIPPING BITCH YOU ARE THE WORST NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU FLUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
PJMM-There he is, and I better run

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Complements to The Demigod Lover for these next 2 jokes

and

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*Demigods Having A Party*

*Octavian walks over to Team Praetor and Nico, whom are hosting the party*

Reyna: Name?

Oct: Octavian

Percy: *checks list* Your not on the list

Oct: WHAT LEMME CHECK

Percy: *hands Octavian list*

Oct: I'M THERE SEE

Frank: Yeah you are

Oct: SEE FRANK AGREES WITH ME

Hazel: No he doesn't

Reyna: He is just saying your on the list, just not the right one

Oct: WHAT THE TARTARUS

Jason: Your on the list called 'I am a flipping bish who shouldn't be allowed in'

Oct: WHAT???????

Nico: USCIRE DI QUI SCOPRI UN PEZZO DI MERDA, CAGNA!!!!

Oct: *runs away*

Team Praetor and Nico: *high-fives*

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Leo: Hey guys since there is a watermelon, Percy can be one, I can be the firemelon, Hazel can be the earthmelon, and Jason can be the air melon

Everyone else:

Leo: THE ELEMELONS!!!

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*Percy in the movie talking with his mom*

Percy: Ok look I didn't steal anything!

Percy: *turns away* except for the hearts of millions of fangirls.

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Spero che siate tutti morti dalle risate!

Ok so hopefully no dying of laughter today

The only deaths should be Nico(again, pls stop killng Nico demigods), Meg, Will, Piper, Reyna, Percy, Annabeth, and Leo. And of course

the Perry Johnsen Movies Makers!

That's more then half da demigods!

GOOD
DAM
BYE

-River C: