So I find a lot of pics online with Heroes Of Olympus Jokes and I decided to put them here!
Here is the link i use
https://www.google.com/search?q=heroes+of+olympus+jokes&rlz=1C1GGGE___US602US607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYu_fdgN3vAhUEH8...
Now, We are gonna play "Funny Riordanverse Quotes!"
*The Son Of Neptune where Percy, Hazel, and Frank meet Phineas* Phineas: Periclymenus, exactly! Oh, he was a nice fellow. I loved the Argonauts! Frank's mouth fell open, "W-wait. Perry who?" Me: Perry Johnsen, Frank. Perry Johnsen.
LV: Can we just call the storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil expresso drinks Me: Wow. Thanks, Leo. Now I want Starbucks.
PJ: Behold! The god's chose beverage! Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke! Me: Percy, for one, I can't have Diet Coke. For two, Diet Coke ain't scary.
PJ: Hercules,huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you looked, there he was. Me: PERCY, LEO STOP MAKING ME WANT STARBUCKS! IF ONE MORE PERSON MAKES ME WANT STARBUCKS IMMA KILL SOMEONE
LV: I'm the Super-Sized McShizzle Man! I'm Leo Valdez, Bad Boy Supreme! And the ladies love a bad boy. Me: Shizzle, supreme.... NOW I WANT SOME FLUCKING STARBUCKS WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST
WHEN I WALK OUT OF CAMP THIS IS WHAT I SEE BLOOD THIRSTY MONSTERS ARE STARING AT ME I GOT A SWORD AND A SHEILD AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT IM A DEMIGOD AND I KNOW IT
Harry Potter Fans-I wanna go to Hogwarts! PJO Fans-BRING ME TO LONG ISLAND! I MUST MEET SOME DEMIGODS! Narnia Fans-Where's da wardrobe? I wanna see Narnia! Hunger Games Fans- I think I'm fine....
WS- Nico did you eat yet? NDA- No WS- YOU HAVE TO EAT NDA- . . . No WS- At least one fruit? NDA- Fine whatever WS- *tosses apple* Everyone- *gasps, stares* NDA- *completeley oblivious* What? AC- *sly grin* NDA- Is this apple poisened or something? WS- Nope
In case you guys don't know, tossing an apple to someone is an Ancient Greek way of proposing.
WS- your so cute NDA- no i'm not stop right now WS- like your the cutest thing ever NDA- i'm actually super scary WS- your my precious ghost boy NDA- NO I'M NOT!! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM DEATH ITSELF!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!! I AM NICO DI ANGELO, BRINGER OF DEATH, DESTROYER OF LIGHT!! FEAR ME!!!!! WS- omg soooo cute NDA- *flings himself into Tartarus*
Ok so the only death today should be *checks list* Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, death by Me, and Nico di Angelo(honestly why do people keep killing dis kid?), death by flinging himself into Tartarus, and last but certainly not least, author of the book River, who died of . . . . . laughter?
