Part 3

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Camp Half-Blood during COVID-19
Chiron: Please wear a mask at all times and stay 6 feet.
Percabeth: *makes out with each other*
Jiper: *makes out with each other*
Caleo: *makes out with each other*
Frazel: *makes out with each other*
Will: *walks towards Nico*
Nico: eww gross 6 feet Will
Will: Nico I was just saying hi

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Percy: *sees Annabeth*
Percy: And there Ladies and Gentlemen, is my girlfriend. Her mom is the goddess of wisdom from Greek Mythology. You might say....
Nico:*stares in mute terror*
Percy: she is Anna-myth Chase
Annabeth: *without looking up from her book* and you are Percy Jackasson
Nico: *breaks into jig and high-fives Annabeth*

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Hazel: do you want to hear a chemistry joke?
Annabeth:
Hazel: do you?
Annabeth: I'm sorry did you want a reaction
*cut to Annabeth wearing sunglasses with airhorns blaring in the background*

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Percy: like your zodiac sign? I'm a Leo
Leo: no stupid. I'm a Leo. Your a Percy

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Police: Where do you live
Percy: with my mom
Police: where does your mom live
Percy: with me
Police: where do you both live
Percy: together
Police: where is your house
Percy: next to my neighbor's house
Police: where is your neighbor's house
Percy: if I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: Tell me
Percy: next to my house

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Percachild: mom dad I don't wanna do my homework
Percy: WE WENT THROUGH TARTERUS
Kid: not this again
Annabeth: AND WE SURVIVED IT
Kid: mom dad no
Percy and Annabeth: AND YOUR SAYING YOU CAN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

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Percy: turquoise is the best color in the world its cyantifically proven
Annabeth: oh no you didn't
Leo: I bet you red that online
Percy: yes and it blue my mind
Leo: I am purplexed
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Percy&Leo: *highfives*

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Pls don't die

help me

*dies*

-River C:

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