𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘷

𝘞𝘖𝘒𝘌 𝘜𝘗 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘝𝘐𝘖𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌

HOPEWORLD
i have a question
are we ugly?

PRINCESS
who ugly??
not me foh

SUGAWARA
bro, you deadass rn?

its 2 in the morning

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
who said we were ugly?

KOOKIE MONSTER
yoongi, you don't even
sleep until like 4 anyways

PRINCESS
no but seriously
who told you that, bubba?

HOPEWORLD
😭😭😭
you still call me bubba
im in tears

no one called us that
i was just having a random
moment and wanted to see
who would answer

SUGAWARA
..........

im about to beat your
ass, hoseok

HOPEWORLD
you ain't gonna do
shit so shut up

aNYWAYS!

good to know because
ya boy was looking like
MONEY today 🤑🤑🤑🤑

TATA
you're not ugly
hatin' ass bitxhes
are

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
what's got you cursing?

TATA
jin and jimin's loud
asses were doing a
v live and they kept
yelling

i hate the fact that only
my room is the one that's
not sound proof

millions of dollars invested
in this damn house and they
could sound proof one more
room?

the audacity

BABY MOCHI
calm down, we weren't
even that loud

KOOKIE
nah, you two were
loud af

PRINCESS
if you want, you can
come over and stay the
night, tae

TATA
getting dressed right
now

KOOKIE
i would like to know
which one of you sneaky
fucks drank my banana
milk

BABY MOCHI
again with this?
jungkook, you probably
forgot you drunk it like
last time.

KOOKIE
no, jimin i have a
specified time when i
drink my banana milk

that was the last one in
the six pack that i bought
today

i was saving it for nights
LIKE THIS where i can't sleep

therefore, which one of
you long neck, loose throat,
giraffe tongued, limp dick
bitches drank my banana milk

PRINCESS
oop-

TATA
now i know damn well-

KING JIN
woke up and chose
violence, huh??

SUGAWARA
who the fuck you think
you talking to??

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
oh shit, im staying
out of this one

HOPEWORLD
ight imma head out ✌

PRESIDENT NAMJOON and HOPEWORLD has left the chat

KOOKIE
oh am i talking to
myself now or do i
gotta start swinging?

PRINCESS

i just sit back and
observe 👀👀👀

KING JIN
y'all know how
he is with his banana
milk

why would y'all mess
with him?

BABY MOCHI
no, he's just being a
brat like usual

KOOKIE
jimin i know your
seven dwarfs lookin
ass ain't talking

need i remind you about
the time you stabbed all
of the balloons at tae's
birthday party because
they weren't the right shade
of purple??

BABY MOCHI
first of all, we all agreed
to never speak of that day
again

second of all, you mad about
some stupid banana milk
two totally different things

KOOKIE
stupid banana milk?
its stupid now?

was that one Gucci sweater
that namjoon's clumsy ass
spilled bleach all over stupid?

was that valentino leather
jacket stupid after your dumbass
forgot to take it to the cleaners
instead of putting it in the
washer?

no? didn't think so

y'all got until 3 o'clock
TODAY to replace my beverage
or tell me who drunk it

or we all gon' have a fucked up
day today

the choice is all yours

SUGAWARA
first off, i WISH you
would try to swing on me

don't get fucked up because
you have an attitude right
now, little boy

second, I'm going back to sleep

PRINCESS
........................

so......y'all don't
wanna join tae and i
on our late movie night at
my house??

KING JIN
omw

a u t h o r s n o t e s

I don't know what this was lol
its 6 am and I was bored
because I couldn't sleep

But I hope you all had a
little laugh while reading this

don't forget to comment and
vote!
love you!