𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘷

𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝙌𝙐𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙄𝙄

I am going through writers block like a bitch right now. So here's a prewritten incorrect quotes chapter. Also this is a bit of a spoiler for future plans so be ready. Make sure to vote and comment.

SASAENGS: can I have a piece of your love? Tell your bitch I like you. The fuck she gon' do??

TEN AND TAEYONG: she gon' kill you~

JUNGKOOK: *under his breath* future wife says what?
JISOO: what?
JUNGKOOK: *screeches internally*

HOSEOK: no one really loves me
JISOO: are you sure?
HOSEOK: yeah
JISOO: *holding up a sign that says have my children, you handsome god* ARE YOU FUCKING SURE?!

TAEHYUNG: Jisoo, I need to tell you something
JISOO: *checks her watch* okay but make it quick
TAEHYUNG: Jisoo, I've loved you for so long and I was wondering if you felt the same way
JISOO:
TAEHYUNG:
JISOO: taehyung, we are getting married in less than five minutes

GHOST: BOO!
JISOO: *starts to cry*
YOONGI: *loads a shot gun in his room*
GHOST: *scared* no no no, stop crying! Stop crying! I didn't mean it!

JISOO: this date is boring
NAMJOON: this isn't a date, I said I was going to the store
JISOO: then why did you invite me?
NAMJOON: no I didn't. I specifically told you "no Jisoo, you can't come with me" and you said "fuck you, I do what I want."

NAMJOON: what are your life mottos?
HOSEOK: single and ready to mingle
YOONGI: bi and ready to die
JISOO: poly and ready for that molly
NAMJOON: JISOO, NO—

JISOO: why would I fuck a demon? Simple. The status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell. They're all crying and scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.

TAEYONG: Jisoo, it's 2 am what the fuck-

TEN: wait, no let her finish, she has a point.

( YOONGI WITH JISOO )

YOONGI: what's wrong?
JISOO: *crying* I don't know
YOONGI: that's okay, sweetie, we'll fix it

( YOONGI WITH THE REST OF THE MEMBERS )

YOONGI: LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!
GET OUT!