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NAMJOON: Jisoo, you can't go on stage like that
JISOO: *wearing a panda costume* respect the drip, Karen

SAN E: what are we?
JISOO: people
SAN E: no like what are we? Are we dating?
JISOO: *a Sagittarius* we are Koreans

JISOO: hello, nice to meet you! These are my ex boyfriends
TAEYONG: you have got to stop introducing us like that
TEN: we're her husbands

TAEHYUNG: so how are things going with Ten and Taeyong?
JISOO: last night, I asked "what do you want for dinner" Ten and Taeyong wanted chicken nuggets.
TAEHYUNG: what's wrong with chicken nuggets?
JISOO: Ten wanted Disney princess shaped chicken nuggets, Taeyong wanted Dino chicken nuggets
JISOO: so we spent an entire three hours on arguing which ones they wanted
TAEHYUNG: oh—
JISOO: it's more like a babysitting job than a relationship

NAMJOON: having something or someone to care for can improve one's mental health
JIN: like a kid?
NAMJOON: well, I was thinking more of a plant or—
JIN: I mean we have Jisoo and Jungkook and I don't see how it's improving my mental health

LESBIANS: *being oppressed*
JISOO: *wakes up in the middle of the night* THERE'S A PROBLEM!!

JISOO: alright, boys, I gotta go to work
TEN AND TAEYONG: *wakes up with sad faces*
TEN: Cuddle us!!! 🥺
JISOO: what??
TAEYONG: CUDDLE 🥺
JISOO: you want me to cuddle you both?
TEN: please?? 🥺

[ At Jungkooks funeral ]

JISOO: can I have a moment with him alone?
THE PRIEST: of course, sweeties

JISOO: *looks around* I know you're not dead, you little shit
JUNGKOOK: *opens his eyes* dUH BITCH, YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO DO THE DISHES?!

JISOO: babe, can you pass me the salt?
TEN: *reaches for the salt*
TAEYONG: *also reaches for the salt*
JOY: *ALSO reaches for the salt*
JENNIE: *runs in the house with salt* YOU CALLED FOR ME, BABY?!
TAEYONG: how the fuck—