You know that TikTok trend? The one where it goes "boy/girl once said" and it's a compilation of that person saying some of the funniest shit with "Savage" instrumental playing in the background? I wanted to do that with Jisoo. So think of that.
A GIRL NAME JISOO ONCE SAID....."I used to juggle a lot in high school"
what did you juggle?
"Men"————————————————————
*her and her sister in law are dying her hair green in a TikTok*
"Dude, my cleaning lady is going to kick my ass out of Korea for this"————————————————————
*at Jhope's album release party*
"I kind of wanna go home and I just got here"————————————————————
"Remember ladies, if he doesn't love you like Jungkook loves his banana milk, it's not true love"
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"Jennie and I went to a haunted house in Los Angeles like, two years ago and I punched one of the actors in the stomach........ Lawsuit pending, yaaasss!"
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"People would look at my Instagram and think I'm the most fun to be around. In reality, I'm boring as shit. It's all a lie."
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*Jisoo filming a TikTok while playfully arguing with Namjoon*
"Jisoo, no you may not steal any more of my sweaters!"
"Jokes on you, I just stole one an hour ago!"
"Damnit!"
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"Megan the Stallion is a lot more beautiful in person. In fact, she is so beautiful, I felt super ugly in her presence. I feel like that most of the day, but that's not the point"
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*instagram story*"Army, Yoongi said that he hated me and he wanted me to leave the group"
"I didn't say that, I said you can't come with me to meet PSY."
"That's the same thing!"
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*leans out the car window*
"CALVIN KLEIN ON MY D!"
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"It's okay for V to conveniently prank me by stealing my Chanel slippers but if I were to tell him I wanna fight, I'm wrong? Okay"
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"I almost left the house without my eyelashes, that is a no-no!"
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"And then she says 'Oh, I can take your boyfriend from you, I can take your career' like honey......your little sister is my biggest fan and your hairline is so far back, not even god can fix it. Take several seats, my love"
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