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Aang: Katara, I'm sad.
Katara: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Toph: Sokka, I'm sad.
Sokka, nodding: Mood.
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Aang: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Katara: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Aang: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING TOPH WITH ME
Sokka, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Aang: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Toph: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Katara: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Mai: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Sokka: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Zuko:
Zuko: So it started when i was born-
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The Gaang is over at Aang's house*
Katara: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Aang: ... N-No...
Aang, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Katara, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Toph: I see a-
Aang, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Katara: Oh, well I-
Aang: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Aang, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Mai: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Zuko: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Aang: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Aang: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Aang, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Aang: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Sokka, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Aang:
Katara: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Aang:
Aang, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Toph: *Gently taps table*
Katara: *Taps back*
Aang: What are they doing?
Zuko: Morse code.
Toph: *Aggressively taps table*
Katara: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Can I copy the homework?'
Aang: I can help you with it!
Katara: Yeah, sure.
Toph: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Mai: lol nope.
Zuko: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Sokka: *Read 5:55pm*
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