||OFFICIALLY DEAD|| Hermitcarft Oneshots (Grian centric)

Incorrect quotes 1

(It seems like no matter the oneshot book you will always get a dose of incorrect quotes, and I am following the trend because they make me laugh, lets go.)

Mumbo, entering a mineshaft: It's dark in here

Grian, smirking: Don't worry I got this.

Grian: stomps his feet.

Grian: Sketchers light up

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Mumbo: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Grian: My record is four but I think I can do it.

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Grian: What are your goals?

Scar: To be able to pet all the cats.

Grian: Same, but I was talking about fitness.

Scar: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.

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Grian: Make no mistake. Not only am I partying tonight, but I am also in the house tonight.

Iskall: But are you shuffling?

Grian: Everday

Mumbo: What language are you two speaking??

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Scar: We're not dating!

Grian: Not with that attitude we're not.

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Bdubs: Do penguins have knees?

Scar: Yes, but you can't see them too well.

Grian and Impulse: Well they don't have knees anymore.

Bdubs and Scar: What do you mean, not anymore?

Grian and Impulse:

Bdubs and Scar, distressed: What do you MEAN-

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Impulse: Who knew getting into trouble would be so impossible?

Ren: I gotta give you credit, G, you make it look easy.

Grian: Years of Practice

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Iskall: How hot is it in here right now?

Mumbo: 107 degrees.

Grian: Every night I prayed for god to make me hotter.

Grian:

Grian, distressed: THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!