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:3333333 Hewo bootiful, Altitza

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Classic nerd was walkin' to a café since he wuont tu DrINk ketchup.

Luckily for de Classic boi, they were selLiNg kEtchUp :33333333

Soooo  hE taK kEtchuP anD hE lOok FoR spOt to sit.

He see his bast frand, Mustard boi, amd He gO ToWaRds hIm uwu owo

"Hewo, bast frand, hu are u? U drink mustard again??" Classic ask.

"Mmmm yus. And u drink ketchup??"

"Y e s"

"Hwu, can meh tell u something?"
Mustard boi asked (Fell)

"Yup"

"Are you a mirroarah? Cuz me could stare at chu all day :333" Musard say.

Claszic gasp.

":ooooo that was cuute,,,, do u hav another won?"

Mustard boi was proud of himself

"Yus."

"Do you know what the perfect combination of sauces?"

"Ooo nu, wut is it?"

"Mustard and Ketchup ;)"  Mustard boi winks.

"Amazeing!!" Classic exclams.

"Classy.." Mustard boi say.

"Huh?"

"Will u be the Ketchup to my Mustard?"

Classic gaspu, and he say yes.

"Yes! I'll be ur ketchup husbando uwu owo ówò" Classic say.

"Yuuyy! Now marry meh plz :33"

"Oki :333"

Den dey kizz, make out and have children in a café

The sweet little end

Ahum ahum ahum

Yes


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