Crossmare on cRacK T^T

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Oh hell i'm gonna get mad at this lol

<Da weird stuff begin here>

Crossy waz lost in da big fat woods so he sit behind a tree and rest.

Dan da Hentai Octopus (Nightmare))))))))) was walking through da woods and he see Cross da booty of his life.

Octopus liked him sooo soo much.

"Heyz wut u doin' here Crossay??"

"Mez got lost and i'm so tired"

"Wellz imma help u cuz i'm apparently not heartless around you anymore and u hot"

"Did u just say i'm hot--"

"Ya"

"Well I think u hot tooo"

"A thanks dats nice"

Den Nightmare pick up Cross bridal style and dey get to Nightmare's huge mansion or castle thingy.

Nightmare places Cross into a black-colored royal bed, and Cross falls asleep immediately.

AGAIN DA CREEPS COME BACC AND NIGHTMARE STARES AT DAT SLEEPING BOOTY WITH A DIRTY WEIRD SMIRK ;-;

♤•□♡○》●♡○♡》●♡○♡¤》¡

Nightmare was too tired so he decided he should sleep there w Crossay sinCe he couldn't rlly move anymore, so da octopus climbed in da bed and cuddled with Cross until he also fell asleep.

Dan..da Crossy wake up and he see he was cuddling w Nighty so he blush. He enjoyed it tho so then he realize he luv mr octopus, and he sleep again cuz he comfortable lol.

Jhssgeiuusigsiwuwidgwigwidhisgie

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY EVIL VEWY VEWY EVIL WITCH!!!!

WE SHALL KILL DA WITCH SO NO TIME SKIPS RIGHT????

Dey both wakes upz and den Nighty confess

"Hay uhz srry I cuddled with u but Ily so plz be ma husbando"

"Ily u 2 so I am now ur husbando yay!!"

Le kizz

Den Killah, Horror, Unlust, Dust and Error just sat there in sooketh cuz dey saw everthing.

Nightmare just stared at them.

Le end

Lmao..
I literally s t a r t e d l a u g h i n g s o h a r d I a l m o s t f e l l o o f m y b e d . P e a c e ! !

Hmm

I wanna touchy Reaper

-touchy Reaper-

-Dies-

Oh well was worth a try .-.

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