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<Da weird stuff begins here>

Dream was MAKIN' HIS WAY DOWNTOWN xD

And den he saw dah bootiful skeleton dat turned out to be has bast frand Squidward aka Ink so he blush sooo hard he faint dere and Ink turn back and notice his bast frand's ded boodyy so he takes him to his home and puts him on the holy bed. (Dat mean no dirtay stuffu)

He stares at dat ded boday liek a creep and he blush blush. Den Hapoy boi aka Dream waek uop and he see Ink blushy blush.

"Hallo booty I just woke up" Hapoy boi said.

"Hallou Dream I have to tell u somthing varey importanto."

"Yezze me too u go first"

"Me love u so much cuz u hot and I always wanted to maek Blubarry da third wheel cuz y not. So willz u be ma hawt boyfrand plz" Squidward say.

"Omg Inky ma hawut luv I luv u too yes me be u boyfrand now lez kizz"

"Omg yey am so hapoy"

*Le kiz Dream*

"Yey now we official let's go make fun of blubarry dat he single and now third wheel"

"Yes let's go mwah"

Dey started tuo tease dat puur blubarry shortie bean dat he single but then god summoned Dust and he hapoy now no worries.

"Well now he not single lez go make out plz I alwayz wanted to"

"Okay bbq me come comye"

Le end

Heya! You're at the end of this chapter. Hope ya'll liked this one, it was pretty weird lmao. BUT YEA IT'S MY STUPID BRAIN THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK RN CUZ IT'S 3:47 AM so.. yes. Peace!!!

FUNNY JOKE
FUNNY MOMENTS
HAHA FUNNY FUNNY.
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