Now I may or may not be referring to Wedding Crashers when I talk about this scenario......but I definitely am. Apparently people are at one of their horniest stages when at a funeral (don't take this advice unless you want your balls con-caved by the end of the day) so these are some pick-up lines you can use.
And yes........all these fucked up pick-up lines come from me *sniffs*
🐟ayo, your ma might be dead but I can still give you bed time kisses *lean in for a sloppy french*
🍃you look really sexy in black *slap ass*
🤩make your daddy proud today by giving your new daddy a kiss *make sure to really add that emotion*
🙈you make me so horny when you cry baby ugh
🚪hopefully your cousin isn't watching us from above.....or below AM I RIGHT HAH
💦your parents would be so proud of you if they saw how well you are taking me rn mmm
I'm so sorry for this
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✨Pick-Up Lines for the Most Random Occasions✨
RandomI think the title really just gives you everything you need to know but........if it wasn't self-explanatory enough then you aren't worthy of using these beautiful pick-up lines *hair swish*
