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SOOOOO, sorry about the little hiatus but at least it wasn't 18 months long.......OR FUCKING FIVE YEARS *ahem* anyhoo i have no clue where i am going with this because if you really wanna try and hit on someone while they are looking at cute water creatures.....then ur just a disappointment (tWiNsIeS)
hopefully things just come to mind bc i honestly dont know how ima make an aquarium sexy-
👹 see that tHiNg over there *point to a innocent seal* remove the "al" from its name and replace it with an "x" and that's what ima be doing with you in just a few minutes *tip: put urself in an even weirder position with this person but using an accent to attract them even more*
🦍*whisper creepily in the strangers ear* do you wanna hear a fun fact? having sex in water is a natural lubricant....wanna test the waters (yuhhh test the waters get it HSHEGAKQHSJ-)
🗣ThAt DoLpHiN iSnT hAlF aS cUtE aS yOu *then run away because you just crushed ur own ego*
👅 Now this can only occur on certain occasions but it's worthwhile if you are trying to catch a case in bestiality. If you ever see two water creatures doing the dirty, walk up to that special person and say "that could be us but ur playing too much."
🤌 seals are cute, dolphins are slick
I could do the biting, if you wanna lick
(..........ima stop right here-)
you should've my damn search history after this- no i DIDNT look up fantasy about water sex that's ridiculous why would you even say- good bye
(This chapter is dedicated to the one and only Eg)
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✨Pick-Up Lines for the Most Random Occasions✨
RandomI think the title really just gives you everything you need to know but........if it wasn't self-explanatory enough then you aren't worthy of using these beautiful pick-up lines *hair swish*
